I have a lot on my mind so what say we just hit the bullet points today?

~ I have recently discovered outQ! on Sirius/XM Radio/whatever it’s called these days and while the idea of gay radio is one I find appealing, I muct say that driving to work and listening to “Morning Jolt with Larry Flick and Keith Price” really makes me blanch. It’s never a good sign when the deejays are laughing that hard at their own “comedic” material (and based on said material, I’m reasonably sure they are the only ones laughing at all). I’m thinking “Mr. Mancuso in the Morning with Dirk Mancuso and his trusty side sidekick Mr. Ed” with my blogroll as my out in the field correspondents. Call me, outQ! — let’s make this happen.

~ KNOTS LANDING – Season 2 hits dvd today and I am so hard my dick could cut glass.

The intrigue! The romance! The beginning of the end for that stiff Sid Fairgate (let’s face it, Mac was Karen’s soulmate in every way)!  And the introduction of series vixen — and Val’s archnemesis – Abby Fairgate Cunningham Ewing Sumner!

~ I hate when I have to take a shit at work. Most times I will just hold it in — like I do on vacation — but sometimes I have to submit. Ugh.

~ If you aren’t watching DOLLHOUSE, shame on you.  It’s smart, fun and features the gorgeous Eliza Dushku whose hair is fucking gorgeous. I would love to brush it for her while we talk about boys and eat pizza and giggle all night long. (Note to Keri Russell and Jennifer Aniston: the previous statement does not in any way, shape, or form diminish my desire to brush your respective hairs while we talk about boys and eat pizza and giggle all night long — I’m thinking maybe a slumber party.)

~ After weeks of anguish and much cursing, I managed to find all the stock statements I needed and my taxes are complete. And with 24 hours to spare. You go, Dirk!

~ Barry Allen is back — and Geoff Johns is writing his book! That’s right, the Scarlet Speedster, the man who gave his life to save the Multiverse, is making his triumphant comeback and the man responsible for revitalizing the Superman books is in charge.  Way to go, DC!

And just look at the promos!

~ How much am I addicted to THE BIGGEST LOSER?  So much so that I am bouncing from foot to foot and doing the pee-pee dance in eager anticipation of tonight’s makeover show with gay icon Tim Gunn. I am so pulling for Mike or Tara to win. (And thank you Laura for sending Simone home last week — if only it could’ve been Phillipe).

~ Octo-mom getting a reality show? What? The story of a single mother with 14 kids and no way to pay for them so she has to get financial assistance? That’s not a reality show — that’s just a welfare mom with a PR person. And a fucking slap in the face to taxpayers who are having to pay out the ass for irresponsible people like her.

~ THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE made 34 million over the weekend. And Jesus wept.

So tell me…what’s on your mind?