Too Disgusting to Contemplate, Too Compelling to Ignore » John Stamos

“If the two of you are ever stuck in an elevator, you totally have my permission to go down on him…”

dirkmancuso — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:00:26 +0000

The Fella and I were watching LOST last night (great episode!) when a commercial for JIMMY KIMMEL came on announcing that the night’s guest would be John Stamos.

“Why is my hand wet?” he quipped, pulling his hand off my leg.

Which somehow or another led to a discussion of the 3 celebrities each of us had permission to have sex with should the occasion arise.

The Fella’s 3 were Jason Statham…

QUEER AS FOLK’s Brian Kinney, Gale Harold…

and the adorable Paul Rudd.

Mine were the oh so delectable John Stamos…

YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS’s Nick Newman, Joshua Morow…

and LOST’s hunkalicious Dr. Jack Shephard, Matthew Fox.

Who would your 3 “Celebrity Free Pass Fucks” be…?

Man Candy Saturday – (Not So) Secret Celebrity Crush/Sweet John Stamos Edition

dirkmancuso — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:30:33 +0000

Friday Haiku

dirkmancuso — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:22:31 +0000

Still so wicked hawt

Rebecca Romijn was nuts

Jerry O? Bitch, please.

Once again, it’s time to stop and smell the Stamos…

dirkmancuso — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 17:01:31 +0000

Breathe deep once more the heady scent that is the Stamos…

Sometimes you have to just stop and smell the Stamos

dirkmancuso — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:01:13 +0000

On days like today when I am feeling as though every man on God’s green earth is a soulless piece of demonic shit, I stop and think of my sweet John, and I know that there is one man who possesses the face of an angel and the soul to match.

Breathe deeply, oh faithful readers — breathe deeply of my imaginary husband, he who is both the male ideal personified and the saving grace of my gender.

Breathe deeply of the Stamos.

Dirk Mancuso Presents “Happy Easter” starring the Sexiest Easter Bunny in the History of Ever

dirkmancuso — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:55:49 +0000

I couldn’t find an Easter pic that would load on Word Press so I made my own.

Don’t hate me for my mad paintshop skillz.