I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, and I can’t focus, so I’m serving up some snippety stuff this Wednesday morning…

~ Clay Aiken is gay?  Shut the fuck up!  How did I miss this?

~ How mother fucking awesome was the season premiere of HEROES Monday night?  Um, it was almost as awesome as a shirtless Mohinder is hawt!  Swear to God, that man was giving me the cardiac pitty pats something fierce.  Any theories on the whole Nikki/Tracy Strauss deal?  My guess is that Nikki’s twin didn’t really die after all, but was found and raised by the Strauss’s. And how about that ending with Mother Petrelli and Sylar?  Brilliant.

~ I got the new job I applied for — and it sucks donkey dick almost as much as the one I have now. I say almost because its one perk is that I can work from home.

~ It’s official — BIG BROTHER returns next summer.  Now what the fuck do I have to do to get in that goddamn house?!?!?!?!?

~ My diet for the last 4 days has consisted of Triscuits and Advil.

~ Special aside to Kristin:  Suck it.  Go pray on that, bitch. 

~  I still haven’t mastered how to save a pic off the net and then post it here.  It was so simple on Lappy.

~ So much work place drama going on, I totally need to get posting.  Y’all won’t believe the crazy shit going down.  Suffice it to say, I’m going to have a whole new cast of supporting players if this keeps up.

Okay, that’s it for today, gang.  Maybe I’ll get this stick out of my ass and get back to the real posting one of these days.

Or not.