Archive for the ‘Hence the title...’ Category
“I’m terribly sorry about all this. After all, he’s only a Wookiee.”
Posted by: dirkmancuso on Tuesday, October 27, 2009
ONE DAD AT A TIME (or Jesus Christ — couldn’t she have just made him a card and a decoupage “World’s Greatest Dad/Dealer” plaque to show him how she felt?)
Posted by: dirkmancuso on Thursday, September 24, 2009
“No one sends you a turd and expects to live!” (or Sweeps Week Comes to a Dramatic End)
Posted by: dirkmancuso on Friday, July 17, 2009
That tasted a whole lot better going down than it did coming up (or “Outta the way — hot lunch!”)
Posted by: dirkmancuso on Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Yellow is mellow, but brown goes down — what part of that do I need to clarify?
Posted by: dirkmancuso on Monday, May 18, 2009
Can I have that in a To-Go box?
Posted by: dirkmancuso on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Because I’d rather give you a subpar post than no post at all, it’s another helping of this-n-that
Posted by: dirkmancuso on Wednesday, March 25, 2009
I think I have thrown up everything I’ve eaten since 1997
Posted by: dirkmancuso on Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Conversations You Never Want to Have With Your Mother #2 – “Let me sleep with your boyfriend”
Posted by: dirkmancuso on Monday, February 16, 2009
If POPULAR were still on, I know Mary Cherry or her twin B-Ho would’ve done this video…
Posted by: dirkmancuso on Saturday, January 31, 2009




