Too Disgusting to Contemplate, Too Compelling to Ignore

I may need to take a few days off, folks…

Posted by: dirkmancuso on Wednesday, December 2, 2009

You take one fucking day to stay home and have a massive coronary so that you won’t have to be humiliated having your shirt cut open in front of your co-workers in a futile effort to save your gay ass and can instead kick it in the relative peace and quiet of your apartment where after a few days your cat will begin gnawing on your bulbous oversized beak out of hunger before the stench of your rotting flesh compels the neighbors you’ve never taken the time to get to know to call the authorities to investigate the funk coming from 2B and the shit totally hits the goddamn fan in your absence

Posted by: dirkmancuso on Tuesday, September 1, 2009

I wish I knew what normal felt like

Posted by: dirkmancuso on Monday, June 8, 2009

Posted by: dirkmancuso on Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Here’s the thing…

Posted by: dirkmancuso on Tuesday, April 21, 2009

New symptoms daily — collect ‘em all!

Posted by: dirkmancuso on Monday, April 20, 2009

Keep moving — there’s nothing to see here

Posted by: dirkmancuso on Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Chapter 37: In which your intrepid blogger begins to tie up a few of the loose ends that have left many readers frustrated and chock full o’ the questions

Posted by: dirkmancuso on Monday, January 12, 2009

Due to technical emotional difficulties today’s post will not be seen

Posted by: dirkmancuso on Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Sometimes I feel like just getting in the car and driving until I can’t drive any more…

Posted by: dirkmancuso on Saturday, August 23, 2008