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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m being sent back to the other branch for another day of training those in-breds so you&#8217;re getting a quick helping of random thoughts&#8230;
~ Am I the only one completely let down by that shitty finale to BATTLESTAR GALACTICA? What. The. Fuck. All that stupid goddamn opera house shit when we could have been having [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dirkmancuso.wordpress.com&blog=723723&post=5481&subd=dirkmancuso&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p style="text-align:justify;">I&#8217;m being sent back to the other branch for another day of training those in-breds so you&#8217;re getting a quick helping of random thoughts&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>~</strong> Am I the only one completely let down by that shitty finale to <strong>BATTLESTAR GALACTICA</strong>? What. The. Fuck. All that stupid goddamn opera house shit when we could have been having us some boozy, fucked up Saul and Ellen dynamics. Starbuck is a goddamn angel? That was some seriously stupid, lazy ass deus ex machina bullshit there. If she&#8217;s a fucking angel then that undercuts her heroic actions since she&#8217;s an agent of God and he&#8217;s got her back.Why bother will all the soul searching she went through for the last several weeks if she&#8217;s just gonna go *POOF*? Hera is Mitochondrial Eve? I thought she was the future of the human race? If they land on Earth and scatter their asses all over the planet and mate (with themselves as well as the fucking primitive people all ready there) why do they need that brat? And what was with that <strong>LITTLE HOUSE ON THE VELDT</strong> ending? I liked this show because it was so unrelentingly dark and depressing. If I wanted to watch happy shit, I&#8217;d flip over to <strong>TOTAL HOME MAKEOVER</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">~ I took a <strong>GOSSIP GIRL</strong> quiz on Facebook and the results were simply delightful&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>~</strong> Okay, I&#8217;m all about hugging a tree and saving the environment and what-not, but <a href="http://www.divacup.com/">this</a> truly disturbs me. The thought of spilling that shit when you&#8217;re doing the dismount is enough to send me to therapy for years. Ack ack ack.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>~</strong> <strong>DOLLHOUSE</strong>. Dushku. Fridays at 8. Watch it.</p>
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<p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>~</strong> I have had 3 monumentally unbelievable converstions with complete strangers at the grocery store this week. Look for transcripts in the near future.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>~</strong> Chelsea Handler &#8212; I love you.</p>
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<p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>~</strong> Is it just me or is rimming really creepy and waaaaaaaaaaaaay nasty? Of course I am sure there are folks who find snowballing repulsive&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">~Why was <strong>2 AND 1/2 MEN</strong> renewed? And for 3 years? That show is as funny as cancer.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Gotta dash &#8212; have a great one everybody!</p>
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