Dirk Mancuso was once a perpetually single 43 year old gay guy who loved DVDs, action figures, comic books, and shiny stuff. He still likes all that stuff, but now he’s met this really super awesome dreamy guy (who likes all that stuff, too) and they’ve said the L word to each other and the living together thing came up a few months ago so that’s out there now so he’s thinking maybe things just might work out for him some day. But if you’ve read this blog you know the odds are really against his sad, sorry faggot ass.






Hey, Dirk! It was great to meet you last night! Hope to hear from you soon.
Scott
By: Scott on Saturday, February 24, 2007
at 9:01 pm
Starbucks has a T-shirt signed by John Stamos for sale.
By: Anon on Monday, February 26, 2007
at 1:15 am
I’d be your hag anyday.
By: myotherhalf on Wednesday, March 14, 2007
at 5:00 am
Hey, Dirk…I’m trying to set up a “permission” only thing for my blog–and I need your e-mail address. I might be an idiot or something, but I can’t find it on here anywhere. Send me an e-mail (ohiogirl_22@yahoo.com) so I can put you on the list.
And then, if you would, just delete this comment? Thanks!
By: Me on Saturday, April 21, 2007
at 10:44 am
Where do we get to see what you look like today, Dirk?
By: BearFlyNYC on Monday, April 23, 2007
at 11:32 am
If you’re ever in NYC, I’ll take a banana.
By: minotaurny on Friday, July 6, 2007
at 11:14 am
Dirk,
Please post a link to this on your blog and send it to your friends.
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2007/07/meth-and-gay-se.html
In summary
Hundreds of articles and public health campaigns send the message that
gay men are the only people that use methamphetamine then have unprotected sex.
This does not exactly make the gay community look very good. In fact,
meth use has decreased radically among homosexuals in San Francisco. Meanwhile,
heterosexual meth users are still having tons of unprotected sex that
could result in the spread of HIV and other sexually transmitted
diseases. The media is all too ready to cast homosexuals in a bad
light. Even worse, since the media and researchers have regarded this
as an exclusively homosexual problem, public health campaigns have
been oriented towards gays and neglected heterosexual addicts.
Keep on blogging,
Aaron Rowe
By: Aaron Rowe on Saturday, July 28, 2007
at 4:09 am
Are you still taking applicants to be your hag?? I’d like to be your hag.
By: abarclay12 on Friday, October 5, 2007
at 10:50 am
I want to be your hag, too. How many hags is too many?
By: Java on Monday, October 8, 2007
at 8:25 pm
Hi Dirk, a freind of mine is a big fan of your site and referred me to it, very nice I must say! I just posted a website/blog and am new to this and wanted to see if you could give me some tips to increase traffic etc….I wouldbe happy to post your link on site too. it’s http://www.stewedbeef.com…thanks for any help…Dan
By: flyguy on Sunday, November 4, 2007
at 9:25 am
Hey Dirk,
I write to ask if you would consider writing a short piece about the new gay-themed, campy slasher I just finished producing, “Skull & Bones” (USA , 2007, 73 minutes) for your blog. The tagline “A Tale of Homo-cidal Mania” sums up writer/director T. S. Slaughter’s original and darkly humorous take on a traditional genre. Allow me to highlight other key features of the film:
“Skull & Bones” is controversial, nasty, and extreme.
Audience members at private New York screenings have described the film as “twisted,” “disturbing,” and “subversive,” but also “hilarious” and “hot.”
Writer/Director T. S. Slaughter professionally directed opera and music theater before dedicating his talents to filmmaking. His influences include early Wes Craven and John Waters, Tobe Hooper, Rob Zombie, and Italian horror (Argento, Bava, Fulci, Deodato).
Multiple-award-winning Executive Editor Spencer Schilly also edited RuPaul’s “jaw-droppingly crude” new comedy Starrbooty, which has made the rounds at NewFest, Frameline, Outfest, and PIGLFF, among other gay film festivals.
All the music in the film is performed by the filmmakers and their associates-including T. S. Slaughter, who is a professional string player-and most of it is brand new. In fact, much of the music was composed specifically for “Skull & Bones,” notably the punk songs you’ll hear. Some, though, comes with permission from a new Swedish Hip-hop CD.
The baroque music you hear in various scenes features the haunting bass stringed instrument the viola da gamba playing funeral and other elegiac music composed around 1700 at the court of Louis XIV. On other occasions the viola da gamba teams up with baroque violin and harpsichord.
The snakes and tarantula used in the final torture sequence are real. The yellow snake with the red eyes is a ten-foot Albino Burmese python; the others are eight-foot Brazilian carpet snakes and a baby boa constrictor.
The DVD is available both online and at selected retail outlets in New York City.
To learn more about the film please visit our website: http://www.skullandbonesthemovie.com
You can watch the trailer here: http://www.skullandbonesthemovie.com/Trailer.html
To download press materials go to: http://www.skullandbonesthemovie.com/Press.html
I would be happy to send you a complimentary FINAL CUT screener asap-just let me know (and please provide a mailing address).
We are a small, self-financed film company just trying to get the word out about our queer horror to interested gay men.
Sincerely,
Paul Serrano, Producer
“Skull & Bones – A Tale of Homo-cidal Mania”
By: Paul Serrano on Friday, November 16, 2007
at 4:19 pm
I have visited your site 959-times
By: Visitor312 on Saturday, November 17, 2007
at 8:43 am
Your site found in Google: http://google.com/search?q=uxk
By: Visitor489 on Saturday, November 17, 2007
at 8:44 am
I could not find this site in the Search Engines index
By: Visitor223 on Saturday, November 17, 2007
at 8:45 am
As long as I’ve been reading your blog, I don’t recall ever seeing a reference to your location. I’d love to know. Dirk, where ’bouts do you live? Or as they say around here, Where you stay at?
General location is good enough. City? State? Province? Time zone? Latitude?
email me, darling.
By: Java on Friday, December 7, 2007
at 4:43 am
Dirk – I am smitten with your mind and want to be your new best friend.
By: BW on Sunday, December 23, 2007
at 10:06 am
Wow. I found your blog as the source for a “pup” hood image on the Goog. Yeah, 500 people and 50 “pups” at the IML party is a bit much, but I’m glad it creeped you out; nice to know my core fetish still packs some pariah value after 20 years. Your name is familiar; are you famous? Wicked awesome writing, I’ll probably read more. Best woofs to you (he he).
By: AnimalJ on Thursday, February 7, 2008
at 3:48 am
Have a nice day !
By: bibomedia on Wednesday, February 27, 2008
at 7:41 am
awesome. stumbled on your blog by accident. there are no accidents. Your mind is a scary freakin’ place. thanks.
By: claudia on Friday, April 4, 2008
at 12:23 pm
Hey there, hopefully you’ll see this and let me know. HD and I have decided we want posters of every play/musical we go to. Since we saw Caged Dames last year we need one for this play also. I checked out Aaron’s site to ask him about how I could go about getting one but I don’t see his Email anywhere and I don’t remember yours. Could you either shoot me an Email with his in it or if you’d rather not please ask him to send me one so I can see if there’s any chance of getting a poster. Thanks, I really appreciate it. My Email is katspeanuthead @ yahoo . com
By: Katrina on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
at 3:12 pm
Dirky, I’m a slacker housewife and part time general contractor (we’re renovating the house known as Oleo Acres ‘cuz it’s a cheap spread). I referree fights between Mexican tile workers and redneck sheet rock guys, argue with the electrical inspector and buy shoes on Zappos. I love. love your blog! I stumbled across it while looking for a particular type of clothes hanger online. The hanger wasn’t named Mancuso but your crap is much better. I sometimes watch Y&R, I love your summaries. One question: why Karen chicken adobo? I share your repulsion of Lurch, by the way. She’s freakishly tall.
By: Claudia on Thursday, June 26, 2008
at 9:07 am
Hi, Dirk.
I mostly lurk on your sight because I enjoy your writing style and you tell a great story! The reason I am writing is for blogging advice. As a long time lurker, I know that you originally started posting on Blogger and then moved to WordPress. I am pretty much a programming virgin and wanted to know which site is easier to work on when setting up pages and posting photos and other sundry endeavors in creating a pleasing page.
Nanette
By: Nanette on Monday, November 3, 2008
at 5:27 pm
hey…
great space you have here and i must agree jack from Y&R is a big liar…
so, why do you cross out your name? don’t like mancuso?
By: josie mancuso on Saturday, December 13, 2008
at 8:34 pm
Love your site. Is there any way we could please get a link to our site http://www.DealByEthan.com from your website?
By: Eric on Wednesday, December 17, 2008
at 1:34 am
OMG. check it out.
http://www.rupaulsdragrace.com
RuPaul’s Drag Race starts on Logo Feb 2.
By: didyagetthering on Wednesday, December 17, 2008
at 11:13 pm
i freakin luv the way u think…u wrote the most amazing recap about y+the r..ever!! VicBoria, i luv it, she is terrible!! i would luv 2 hear u go on about the b+ the b, as well..that show is soo lame and everyone slept with each other( its like an incestial inbreeding slutfest) lol xo u r a genius!! xo
By: Melissa on Friday, January 16, 2009
at 12:32 pm
Love your blog. Would you be interested in submitting any of your writing out website? I think you’re hilarious. Especially the Lola stories.
By: Jo on Saturday, November 14, 2009
at 3:20 pm