About the author

Dirk Mancuso was once a perpetually single 43 year old gay guy who loved DVDs, action figures, comic books, and shiny stuff.  He still likes all that stuff, but now he’s met this really super awesome dreamy guy (who likes all that stuff, too) and they’ve said the L word to each other and the living together thing came up a few months ago so that’s out there now so he’s thinking maybe things just might work out for him some day. But if you’ve read this blog you know the odds are really against his sad, sorry faggot ass.

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  1. Hey, Dirk! It was great to meet you last night! Hope to hear from you soon.

    Scott

  2. Starbucks has a T-shirt signed by John Stamos for sale.

  3. I’d be your hag anyday.

  4. Hey, Dirk…I’m trying to set up a “permission” only thing for my blog–and I need your e-mail address. I might be an idiot or something, but I can’t find it on here anywhere. Send me an e-mail (ohiogirl_22@yahoo.com) so I can put you on the list. ;)

    And then, if you would, just delete this comment? Thanks!

  5. Where do we get to see what you look like today, Dirk?

  6. If you’re ever in NYC, I’ll take a banana.

  7. Dirk,

    Please post a link to this on your blog and send it to your friends.

    http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2007/07/meth-and-gay-se.html

    In summary

    Hundreds of articles and public health campaigns send the message that
    gay men are the only people that use methamphetamine then have unprotected sex.
    This does not exactly make the gay community look very good. In fact,
    meth use has decreased radically among homosexuals in San Francisco. Meanwhile,
    heterosexual meth users are still having tons of unprotected sex that
    could result in the spread of HIV and other sexually transmitted
    diseases. The media is all too ready to cast homosexuals in a bad
    light. Even worse, since the media and researchers have regarded this
    as an exclusively homosexual problem, public health campaigns have
    been oriented towards gays and neglected heterosexual addicts.

    Keep on blogging,

    Aaron Rowe

  8. Are you still taking applicants to be your hag?? I’d like to be your hag.

  9. I want to be your hag, too. How many hags is too many?

  10. Hi Dirk, a freind of mine is a big fan of your site and referred me to it, very nice I must say! I just posted a website/blog and am new to this and wanted to see if you could give me some tips to increase traffic etc….I wouldbe happy to post your link on site too. it’s http://www.stewedbeef.com…thanks for any help…Dan

  11. Hey Dirk,

    I write to ask if you would consider writing a short piece about the new gay-themed, campy slasher I just finished producing, “Skull & Bones” (USA , 2007, 73 minutes) for your blog. The tagline “A Tale of Homo-cidal Mania” sums up writer/director T. S. Slaughter’s original and darkly humorous take on a traditional genre. Allow me to highlight other key features of the film:

    “Skull & Bones” is controversial, nasty, and extreme.

    Audience members at private New York screenings have described the film as “twisted,” “disturbing,” and “subversive,” but also “hilarious” and “hot.”

    Writer/Director T. S. Slaughter professionally directed opera and music theater before dedicating his talents to filmmaking. His influences include early Wes Craven and John Waters, Tobe Hooper, Rob Zombie, and Italian horror (Argento, Bava, Fulci, Deodato).

    Multiple-award-winning Executive Editor Spencer Schilly also edited RuPaul’s “jaw-droppingly crude” new comedy Starrbooty, which has made the rounds at NewFest, Frameline, Outfest, and PIGLFF, among other gay film festivals.

    All the music in the film is performed by the filmmakers and their associates-including T. S. Slaughter, who is a professional string player-and most of it is brand new. In fact, much of the music was composed specifically for “Skull & Bones,” notably the punk songs you’ll hear. Some, though, comes with permission from a new Swedish Hip-hop CD.

    The baroque music you hear in various scenes features the haunting bass stringed instrument the viola da gamba playing funeral and other elegiac music composed around 1700 at the court of Louis XIV. On other occasions the viola da gamba teams up with baroque violin and harpsichord.

    The snakes and tarantula used in the final torture sequence are real. The yellow snake with the red eyes is a ten-foot Albino Burmese python; the others are eight-foot Brazilian carpet snakes and a baby boa constrictor.

    The DVD is available both online and at selected retail outlets in New York City.

    To learn more about the film please visit our website: http://www.skullandbonesthemovie.com

    You can watch the trailer here: http://www.skullandbonesthemovie.com/Trailer.html

    To download press materials go to: http://www.skullandbonesthemovie.com/Press.html
    I would be happy to send you a complimentary FINAL CUT screener asap-just let me know (and please provide a mailing address).

    We are a small, self-financed film company just trying to get the word out about our queer horror to interested gay men.

    Sincerely,

    Paul Serrano, Producer
    “Skull & Bones – A Tale of Homo-cidal Mania”

  12. I have visited your site 959-times

  13. Your site found in Google: http://google.com/search?q=uxk

  14. I could not find this site in the Search Engines index

  15. As long as I’ve been reading your blog, I don’t recall ever seeing a reference to your location. I’d love to know. Dirk, where ’bouts do you live? Or as they say around here, Where you stay at?
    General location is good enough. City? State? Province? Time zone? Latitude?
    email me, darling.

  16. Dirk – I am smitten with your mind and want to be your new best friend.

  17. Wow. I found your blog as the source for a “pup” hood image on the Goog. Yeah, 500 people and 50 “pups” at the IML party is a bit much, but I’m glad it creeped you out; nice to know my core fetish still packs some pariah value after 20 years. Your name is familiar; are you famous? Wicked awesome writing, I’ll probably read more. Best woofs to you (he he).

  18. Have a nice day !

  19. awesome. stumbled on your blog by accident. there are no accidents. Your mind is a scary freakin’ place. thanks.

  20. Hey there, hopefully you’ll see this and let me know. HD and I have decided we want posters of every play/musical we go to. Since we saw Caged Dames last year we need one for this play also. I checked out Aaron’s site to ask him about how I could go about getting one but I don’t see his Email anywhere and I don’t remember yours. Could you either shoot me an Email with his in it or if you’d rather not please ask him to send me one so I can see if there’s any chance of getting a poster. Thanks, I really appreciate it. My Email is katspeanuthead @ yahoo . com

  21. Dirky, I’m a slacker housewife and part time general contractor (we’re renovating the house known as Oleo Acres ‘cuz it’s a cheap spread). I referree fights between Mexican tile workers and redneck sheet rock guys, argue with the electrical inspector and buy shoes on Zappos. I love. love your blog! I stumbled across it while looking for a particular type of clothes hanger online. The hanger wasn’t named Mancuso but your crap is much better. I sometimes watch Y&R, I love your summaries. One question: why Karen chicken adobo? I share your repulsion of Lurch, by the way. She’s freakishly tall.

  22. Hi, Dirk.

    I mostly lurk on your sight because I enjoy your writing style and you tell a great story! The reason I am writing is for blogging advice. As a long time lurker, I know that you originally started posting on Blogger and then moved to WordPress. I am pretty much a programming virgin and wanted to know which site is easier to work on when setting up pages and posting photos and other sundry endeavors in creating a pleasing page.

    Nanette

  23. hey…

    great space you have here and i must agree jack from Y&R is a big liar…

    so, why do you cross out your name? don’t like mancuso?

  24. Love your site. Is there any way we could please get a link to our site http://www.DealByEthan.com from your website?

  25. OMG. check it out.

    http://www.rupaulsdragrace.com

    RuPaul’s Drag Race starts on Logo Feb 2.

  26. i freakin luv the way u think…u wrote the most amazing recap about y+the r..ever!! VicBoria, i luv it, she is terrible!! i would luv 2 hear u go on about the b+ the b, as well..that show is soo lame and everyone slept with each other( its like an incestial inbreeding slutfest) lol xo u r a genius!! xo

  27. Love your blog. Would you be interested in submitting any of your writing out website? I think you’re hilarious. Especially the Lola stories.


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