Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

A: Repeated absences and stealing.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

A: Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn’t affect acceleration due to gravity.

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A guy walks into a doctors office.

The doctor tells him, “You need an operation”.

The guy says, “I want a second opinion.”

The doctor says, “Okay, my colleague, Dr. Saknussem, would be happy to provide you with the appropriate consultation. Here’s his address, and I’ll have my receptionist call him and schedule an appointment. Please try to see him soon, though. At the moment, I’m concerned about the size and location of this tumor, and I think we should move quickly if we’re going to get our best results.”

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Q: What do you call 5 mexicans in quicksand?

A: A dangerous situation that could soon turn tragic.

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