As I prepare a take no prisoners recap of Chicago Comic-con 2009 (and by take no prisoners I mean get off my dead ass and download my pics of the weekend), I thought I’d share a little bit of the crap that is swirling around my head this fine Wednesday morning…
~ Sweet. Mother. Of. God. Did anybody catch LARRY KING LIVE guest host Kathy Griffin interviewing Teen Choice Awards “date” Levi Johnston? Granted, he’s all kinds of pretty but goddamn! — that boy ain’t exactly gonna split an atom any time soon, is he?
I’m not sure which is my favorite moment…is it when Kathy used flash cards of the celebrities at the awards and he didn’t know who anyone was despite having just attended (3:30) — he refers to Wolverine a.k.a. Hugh Jackman as “the dude with swords in his fingers” — or when Kathy asks him if he can read as he stumbles along trying to read a fan’s letter to Miley Cyrus (8:00).
~ I can’t believe there isn’t going to be a third season of FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS. That totally sucks ass.
~ The Fella is already mocking me relentlessly over my fevered anticipation for the premiere of THE VAMPIRE DIARIES. (As I told him: it’s the new GOSSIP GIRL…only with fangs, bitch!)
~ Stone Cold Creamery Cake Batter ice cream is like sweet frozen crack. Word.
~ I don’t want to lend credence to those “Michael Jackson faked his death” rumors but there was a suspiciously familiar someone in the audience the evening that Tristan and I took in THE ORPHAN (a wonderully awful horror film with a twist I predicted the second I saw the trailers).
~ I hate when lesbians ask you to help them move and assume you will out of gay solidarity even though they are total gashes to you any other day of the week.
~ Could someone tell me on what planet (or what drugs you have to be on) that this is considered attractive?
Maybe I’m just out of touch but in my universe ”attractive” has a more literal meaning…like this:
~ Can any of my male readers recommend a good beard trimmer? I bought one about six months ago and that fucker took six men and a boy to operate and I ended up cutting huge chunks out of my beard much to Tristan’s dismay. Seriously, I need something so simple that Corky from LIFE GOES ON could use. If he could grow a beard.
That’s it for now, kids. Tune in tomorrow as I ask for help with a very tough situation I’ve gotten myself into…
No more Brit and Jemaine? No Mel? I’m losing my will to stay awake…
By: Sarah on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
at 6:54 am
I’m using just a simple model from Wahl – been working great for two years running now – really easy to swap out the shields when you need; has a nose/ear attachment that i think i used once. Solid device for around $20.
By: marc on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
at 7:02 am
Levi…dumb as a post. Love that he thinks he can be a model despite having so many pimples that the stage makeup couldn’t cover them up. Maybe that’s why Kathy suggested he be an underwear model so our attention is diverted elsewhere from his face. Hope he’s hung and buff or that dream is down the tubes, too.
On MJ, fedoras are IN!
Love me some Matthew Fox!
By: Gavin on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
at 7:51 am
I LOVE cake batter ice cream from Stone Cold Creamery! As for the moving request, I have found, in my old age, that I’m happier being called a grouchy old hag (by refusing to help everyone ALL the time) than being a grouchy old hag because I’m helping everyone all the time.
By: catrina on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
at 8:04 am
Have you been watching Being Human on BBC America?
This is such a great show, you’d think it was on HBO or Showtime.
Being Human is a British television supernatural drama-comedy series, broadcast on BBC America Saturdays at 9pm est. It stars Lenora Crichlow, Russell Tovey (super adorkably cute!!) and Aidan Turner (sexy and dirty) as three apparent twenty-something characters sharing a house in Bristol, trying to live a normal social life, despite being a ghost, a werewolf and a vampire. It is one of the most popular shows on BBC’s iPlayer and the creator Toby Whithouse has said he is thrilled that the BBC has decided to commission a second series.
By: sean on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
at 8:32 am
Damn I miss watching Lost! Big Brother is making me sick. Use the Coupe DeTater all ready, Jeff! Kevin is such a wimp. Lydia is the only one with balls. Why do we have to choose food a maggot wouldn’t eat? I vote to send them Pizza and Beer.
Kathy and Levi make a great couple in an Igor/ Spider kind of way.
By: Ed on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
at 9:39 am
I just want to say… I am SO HAPPY someone else sees nothing in that boy everyone is drooling over. Now Matthew isn’t exactly my type but I can totally see what someone would see in him… I get nothing from the other one. Nothing.
By: a on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
at 11:55 am
I hear you on the King of Twilight. I have middle aged friends who swoon over this guy, and like you . . I just don’t get it.
By: dawn on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
at 2:15 pm
Were you really surprised that Levi is stupid? You DID watch TV last year, didn’t you? When Sarah Froglips was pitching her woo as potential VP? His drooling, slackjawed mug was all over the tube. Nice to see some things never change.
Attractive is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. I don’t really think Matthew Fox is that hot, either, at least not in a way that’s unique. He has good looks in that Ben Affleck/Thorsten Kaye/Brown-hair-brown-eyed-actor-of-your-choice kind of way.
By: Aaron on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
at 2:49 pm
LOL at coupe detater. As to the “hotties”, I wouldn’t kick either one out of bed.
By: tornwordo on Thursday, August 13, 2009
at 6:27 am
I didn’t see Kathy and Levi, I don’t like her so didn’t watch.
Coldstone cake batter, never had it but my youngest is a manager at Ben & Jerry’s and their CB is yummy.
Michael Jackson is dead.
That vampire guy Rob whatever is what I call a girly man, too feminine looking for me. I like my men to look like men.
Can’t help you with the beard thing since I don’t have one but my son shaves what little hair he has on his head and uses a Wahl model.
I agree with Ed, get rid of Kevin. You’d be so much BETTER on the show. Keep Russell. I’m hooked on BB After Dark.
By: Summer on Thursday, August 13, 2009
at 9:11 am
Calling someone a gash is awesome.
And Twilight and all those sparklepires SUCK. DO NOT WANT. That boy looks like he needs several showers. Many of my friends are all gaga over him to. I do not get it.
By: Jennelou on Thursday, August 13, 2009
at 11:23 am