Tristan asked me to go out to the all night diner for coffee and apple pie last night after CHELSEA LATELY.
After taking our seats at the counter, my appetite suddenly evaporated when I looked over at the woman seated to my left and saw this beside her plate:
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Sarah on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
at 5:22 am
Reminds me of my Grandmother. Her dentures never fit right and she removed them whenever and where ever she liked. My Grandmother had long hair and she would put it over her face and stick out her false teeth and chase use grandkids around the house. Fun times.
By: Ed on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
at 6:30 am
In my early days of banking, I was opening a CD for a crotchety old asshole. When I asked for his SSN, he pulled out the same shit and showed me. Fucker! Still hate that old bastard!
By: penny on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
at 6:32 am
Sorry, yeah, dickweed had it engraved on his dentures!!!
By: penny on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
at 6:33 am
eeeewwwwww! I would have asked to be moved to a new seat and told them why.
By: Summer on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
at 7:33 am
Is there any official, commonly accepted etiquette for dentures? Like, keep ‘em in your mouth in public places? Especially in restaurants? There should be. Write the book, Dirk. I will be happy to contribute to the chapter on parking lot etiquette.
By: javabear on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
at 7:35 am
People are so classy.
By: randi on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
at 9:35 am
Oh dear god. I hope you swatted at it and screamed like a little girl. Would have served that bitch right.
By: Mark in DE on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
at 3:24 pm
Perhaps that was her way of announcing that the pie crust was so tender and flaky that you don’t even need teeth…
The BARBECUE, on the other hand…
By: Aaron on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
at 8:40 pm