Posted by: dirkmancuso | Monday, April 13, 2009

How I Spent My Easter by Dirk Alan Mancuso

With Tristan away at his folks, I spent the day with Lola and Tucker.

We watched MARLEY AND ME. Lola said that if Owen Wilson had glasses he would look like Tristan. Since she has never met Tristan and he bears a more than passing resemblence to the Verizon guy, this struck me as odd.

Lola served ham sammitches and peanut butter cups for lunch. It was…different

Tucker was really happy to see me.

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Tristan called when he got home and I gave him head.

It was a nice Easter.

The End.


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  1. So you gave Tristan Head over the phone? Ham during passover? Oh Lola lives dangerously. Glad it was a nice Easter for Dirk Alan Mancuso!
    Dirk says: …silly, Ed! Tristan called and I told him to come over and THEN I gave him head.

  2. Lola strikes me as odd. Why would she say Owen Wilson looks like Tristan if she’s never seen Tristan? There probably isn’t a good answer to that.

    Did Tristan have a good Easter? Sounds like his Easter weekend ended well, anyway.

  3. So what is his number?

  4. Gee………..we laid our eggs Saturday afternoon. You know..beat the rush.


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