Posted by: dirkmancuso | Thursday, March 26, 2009

“If the two of you are ever stuck in an elevator, you totally have my permission to go down on him…”

The Fella and I were watching LOST last night (great episode!) when a commercial for JIMMY KIMMEL came on announcing that the night’s guest would be John Stamos.

“Why is my hand wet?” he quipped, pulling his hand off my leg.

Which somehow or another led to a discussion of the 3 celebrities each of us had permission to have sex with should the occasion arise.

The Fella’s 3 were Jason Statham…

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QUEER AS FOLK’s Brian Kinney, Gale Harold…

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and the adorable Paul Rudd.

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Mine were the oh so delectable John Stamos…

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YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS’s Nick Newman, Joshua Morow…

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and LOST’s hunkalicious Dr. Jack Shephard, Matthew Fox.

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Who would your 3 “Celebrity Free Pass Fucks” be…?


Responses

  1. Nice choices for both of you. Mine:

    Shia LeBeouf
    John Stamos
    Patrick Dempsey

  2. Mine would be: Matthew Paige Damon, Ryan Conklin (from the Real World Brooklyn) and Hayden Christensen.

  3. My choices would be: Zachary Quinto
    Ryan Reynolds
    Chris Meloni

  4. I’m already allowed Ewan MacGregor but if I could amend the contract…I’m going to have to get back to you as I’m having trouble narrowing this down.

  5. Seth Rogen
    Will Ferrell
    Antonio Banderas

  6. George Clooney
    John Stamos
    Chris Meloni

  7. Matthew Fox (he is pretty hawt)
    Jamie Bamber

    And darnit, I’m still trying to narrow it down to a third. This is harder than I thought…

  8. Chris Meloni – cause he has a HOT MOFO cock on him

    Paul Rudd – because I loved his character in “The Object of My Affection” Reminds me of me

    Huge “Jack “ME OFF” man because I saw him play Peter Allen on Broadway and his body is to die for.

  9. Hugh Laurie (it’s a 1980s hangover, from even before “House”)

    Peter Bergman (another 1980s hangover from his “Cliff Warner” days)

    Galen Gehring (because of his current stint as Rafe Hernandez on “Days of Our Lives”–you’d have to see his surprised and/or crestfallen face from today’s show to understand. But my Gawd, what beautiful lips!!!)

    The other stars of today…meh…dime a dozen.

  10. Of the hotties pictured here I’d do Jason Statham and *sigh* John Stamos. John Stamos takes my breath away. He’s straight, isn’t he? I’m sure there is at least one more, but I can’t think of any off the top of my head.

  11. Joshua Morrow. yeah Nick could take me like he does Sharon in those weak moments. and then do me like he does Phyllis when he thinks about Sharon. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Thomas Jones or Chad Johnson (football players) – Both wreak of hot chocolatey mcgoodness sex. MANDINGOs.

    The Rock – Id love to see that gorgeous smile as he lets it go in my mouth.


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