The Fella and I were watching LOST last night (great episode!) when a commercial for JIMMY KIMMEL came on announcing that the night’s guest would be John Stamos.
“Why is my hand wet?” he quipped, pulling his hand off my leg.
Which somehow or another led to a discussion of the 3 celebrities each of us had permission to have sex with should the occasion arise.
The Fella’s 3 were Jason Statham…

QUEER AS FOLK’s Brian Kinney, Gale Harold…

and the adorable Paul Rudd.

Mine were the oh so delectable John Stamos…

YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS’s Nick Newman, Joshua Morow…

and LOST’s hunkalicious Dr. Jack Shephard, Matthew Fox.

Who would your 3 “Celebrity Free Pass Fucks” be…?





Nice choices for both of you. Mine:
Shia LeBeouf
John Stamos
Patrick Dempsey
By: Chris on Thursday, March 26, 2009
at 12:54 am
Mine would be: Matthew Paige Damon, Ryan Conklin (from the Real World Brooklyn) and Hayden Christensen.
By: Ed on Thursday, March 26, 2009
at 8:24 am
My choices would be: Zachary Quinto
Ryan Reynolds
Chris Meloni
By: Jason on Thursday, March 26, 2009
at 8:27 am
I’m already allowed Ewan MacGregor but if I could amend the contract…I’m going to have to get back to you as I’m having trouble narrowing this down.
By: Sarah on Thursday, March 26, 2009
at 8:27 am
Seth Rogen
Will Ferrell
Antonio Banderas
By: randi on Thursday, March 26, 2009
at 9:44 am
George Clooney
John Stamos
Chris Meloni
By: catrina on Thursday, March 26, 2009
at 12:41 pm
Matthew Fox (he is pretty hawt)
Jamie Bamber
And darnit, I’m still trying to narrow it down to a third. This is harder than I thought…
By: karen on Thursday, March 26, 2009
at 1:47 pm
Chris Meloni – cause he has a HOT MOFO cock on him
Paul Rudd – because I loved his character in “The Object of My Affection” Reminds me of me
Huge “Jack “ME OFF” man because I saw him play Peter Allen on Broadway and his body is to die for.
By: sortedlives on Thursday, March 26, 2009
at 3:15 pm
Hugh Laurie (it’s a 1980s hangover, from even before “House”)
Peter Bergman (another 1980s hangover from his “Cliff Warner” days)
Galen Gehring (because of his current stint as Rafe Hernandez on “Days of Our Lives”–you’d have to see his surprised and/or crestfallen face from today’s show to understand. But my Gawd, what beautiful lips!!!)
The other stars of today…meh…dime a dozen.
By: Aaron on Friday, March 27, 2009
at 9:42 pm
Of the hotties pictured here I’d do Jason Statham and *sigh* John Stamos. John Stamos takes my breath away. He’s straight, isn’t he? I’m sure there is at least one more, but I can’t think of any off the top of my head.
By: javabear on Friday, March 27, 2009
at 10:25 pm
Joshua Morrow. yeah Nick could take me like he does Sharon in those weak moments. and then do me like he does Phyllis when he thinks about Sharon. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Thomas Jones or Chad Johnson (football players) – Both wreak of hot chocolatey mcgoodness sex. MANDINGOs.
The Rock – Id love to see that gorgeous smile as he lets it go in my mouth.
By: damon on Saturday, April 4, 2009
at 9:34 am