I’m being sent back to the other branch for another day of training those in-breds so you’re getting a quick helping of random thoughts…
~ Am I the only one completely let down by that shitty finale to BATTLESTAR GALACTICA? What. The. Fuck. All that stupid goddamn opera house shit when we could have been having us some boozy, fucked up Saul and Ellen dynamics. Starbuck is a goddamn angel? That was some seriously stupid, lazy ass deus ex machina bullshit there. If she’s a fucking angel then that undercuts her heroic actions since she’s an agent of God and he’s got her back.Why bother will all the soul searching she went through for the last several weeks if she’s just gonna go *POOF*? Hera is Mitochondrial Eve? I thought she was the future of the human race? If they land on Earth and scatter their asses all over the planet and mate (with themselves as well as the fucking primitive people all ready there) why do they need that brat? And what was with that LITTLE HOUSE ON THE VELDT ending? I liked this show because it was so unrelentingly dark and depressing. If I wanted to watch happy shit, I’d flip over to TOTAL HOME MAKEOVER.
~ I took a GOSSIP GIRL quiz on Facebook and the results were simply delightful…
~ Okay, I’m all about hugging a tree and saving the environment and what-not, but this truly disturbs me. The thought of spilling that shit when you’re doing the dismount is enough to send me to therapy for years. Ack ack ack.
~ DOLLHOUSE. Dushku. Fridays at 8. Watch it.
~ I have had 3 monumentally unbelievable converstions with complete strangers at the grocery store this week. Look for transcripts in the near future.
~ Chelsea Handler — I love you.
~ Is it just me or is rimming really creepy and waaaaaaaaaaaaay nasty? Of course I am sure there are folks who find snowballing repulsive…
~Why was 2 AND 1/2 MEN renewed? And for 3 years? That show is as funny as cancer.
Gotta dash — have a great one everybody!
Women swear by that diva cup. And I’m right there with you on the rimming front.
By: tornwordo on Wednesday, March 25, 2009
at 6:07 am
I’m so glad I didn’t watch Battlestar. Extreme Home Makeovers make-ah-me cry. 2 and 1/2 men was funny years ago but the boy is now grown up and how many times can Charlie Sheen get laughs from catching STD’s?
By: Ed on Wednesday, March 25, 2009
at 6:14 am
Sorry, Dirk, but I can’t miss Two and a Half Men—even the reruns. As for Battlestar Gallactica, never seen it; never wanted to. To each his own, right?
By: catrina on Wednesday, March 25, 2009
at 7:00 am
~ Is it just me or is rimming really creepy and waaaaaaaaaaaaay nasty? Of course I am sure there are folks who find snowballing repulsive…
OK…I’ll bite on the rimming thing…I don’t know what it is about it, but I love doing it. That works out really well because my partner loves me doing it to him. I love him so much that I don’t care, it doesn’t matter to me. I’d do anything for him, to him, with him, no limits, as long as it makes him feel good. And I like that I wear his scent around afterwards. Stop It, I can hear you all going Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Oh bite me.
As for snowballing, there’s usually nothing left to trade after the swallow. Yeah, I know……
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
By: carlnepa on Wednesday, March 25, 2009
at 8:06 am
I was just contemplating the rimming thing the other day. I try not to judge, OK? I assume it is enjoyable for some people or else they wouldn’t do it. But for me? no thanks
Hope you day went well. Give ‘em hell, Dirk!
By: javabear on Wednesday, March 25, 2009
at 7:03 pm
A) You have obviously never had a good rim job. Thus you have never lived.
B) How many times are you going to tell us you took a quiz on Facebook that told you that you’re Serena?
Dirk says: …A) I have issues with my tongue being near poo, and B) I don’t know — maybe twice more?
By: Dr. Sparky on Wednesday, March 25, 2009
at 8:01 pm
Sorry, rimming > snowballing in my book.
By: Josh on Saturday, March 28, 2009
at 8:38 am