As the country verges on one great big “drink the Kool-Aid” moment in anticipation of the Obama Reign of Hope For Non-Homosexuals tomorrow, one faggot stands alone with other things on his mind…

~ Lisa Bonet named her new baby Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa as a tribute the father’s Hawaiian heritage.  I’m thinking there might be a tip of the hat to the weed, too.

~ Sometimes you look at a picture of yourself and wonder “what the hell was I thinking?”  Here is one such photo:

What are those?  Fucking Pinocchio shorts?  And what’s with the pose? Was I doing a goddamn “Geeks of the Big Ten” layout?  Sweet fetal Jesus — this is the sort of shit that comes back to haunt you when you sell your first book or television show.

~ Well, well, well. It looks like Fox and Warner Brothers have reached a settlement and THE WATCHMEN will be released on schedule.  Ahem.  Anything you want to say, cb?

~ Speaking of THE WATCHMEN, what a perfect opportunity to run a pic of the specimen of male perfection I like to call Jeffrey Dean Morgan (and his character The Comedian):

~ Gee, thanks FOX for cancelling PRISON BREAK without actually giving the producers time to wrap the fucker up for those us who’ve been dedicated to the homo-erotic yarn for the last four years.  And that was mighty white of FOX Entertainment President Kevin Reilly to announce that “the possibility exists the network may order a concluding episode or two.”  Like you did with my beloved POPULAR? Or ANGEL? Or WONDERFALLS? Or PROFIT?  Or FIREFLY?  Or DRIVE? OR TRU CALLING? Or…

~ Tristan has hairy paws.

~ I love me some BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, but was anyone else a little disappointed by the identity of the 12th Cylon? 

~ Jesus Christ, is there nowhere I can escape the insanity?  Sigh.

Have a great day, everybody!  And remember — Obama cures cancer!