Even whilst on a mini-vay-cay, there is no shortage to the many musings wandering through a certain gay blogger’s mind. Here are just a few…
~ I’m sporting wood that my beloved FARSCAPE will once again be continuing albeit in comic book form. John Crighton, Aeryn, Chiana, Rygel, Scorpius — they’re all back!

~ ”When I say Hilshire, you say Farms. Hilshire! Farms! Go Meat!” That shit floats through my fucking head at least 5 or 6 times a day.
~ Oh, Amanda Woodward…I really expected a much more fabulous mug shot. I mean, seriously — this is so Alison Parker. You know, after her childhood sexual abuse was revealed and she turned to the bottle and eventually wound up in rehab where she hooked up with that NFL player with the sex addiction played by JAG.

~ I know I can’t be the only one who’s gonna be tuning in for 13: FEAR IS REAL on January 7th. Oh please, you know any show with a contestant sporting the tragically missspelled moniker Steffinnie is gonna get my attention.
~ Rumor has it that the first two episodes of Lost -Season 5 are rockin’ awesome. So’s this pic of Mr Sexy Pants Mathew Fox:

Who would’ve thought he could be just as hawt minus the stubble?
~ It’s amazing to me how quickly I’ve gotten used to the desktop computer after using Lappy for years. And the strangest thing of all is that I actually prefer the desktop. I guess you really can teach an old dog new tricks after all.
~ No matter how many times I see those Chuck Norris lists, I can’t help but giggle.

Funny shit.
~ The goal this year is to lose that final 20 pounds and get down to my fighting weight. Of course at my age, I should probably split the difference and aim for 10.
~ And finally, witness the majesty that greeted me upon a recent foray to the cinema:

How moist are my boxers at this very moment? Try infinity squared.
Have a great day, everybody!





Hillshire…Farms…Hillshire…Farms! That’s some serious meat you’re stackin’! I have a certain insurance phone number in my head…1-800-Safeauto…pick up the phone the call is free…
Dirk, do you think we watch too much T.V.?
By: Ed on Wednesday, January 7, 2009
at 5:56 am
Oh, damn! The Hillshire Farms thing pops into my head on a daily basis. And until I read today’s post, I hadn’t thought of it yet. Thanks A LOT, Dirk!
By: catrina on Wednesday, January 7, 2009
at 8:04 am
I can’t wait for LOST. I get a knot in my stomach every time I see the promos.
Did you watch The Bachelor on Monday? The coming attractions made me want to scream. Now I absolutely have to watch the whole season. Just when I vowed to never watch again…
By: Gavin on Wednesday, January 7, 2009
at 8:32 am
Steffinnie??? For real?? There is something seriously wrong with this country.
By: javabear on Wednesday, January 7, 2009
at 10:22 am
I’m guessing that somewhere in her parent’s house there is a notebook which is filled with stuff like this:
Stephaknee
Stephinknee
Stefinknee (maybe?)
Steffannee
Stefanny
Stephenknee
Stephennee
By: Sarah on Wednesday, January 7, 2009
at 11:40 am
Think Hillshire Farms is bad? Try “588-2300, EMPIIIIIRE!” All day, every day. And now the new folks: “773-202-LUNAAAA”
It’s always the carpeting people who get inside your head. And you don’t want those people inside your head, Starling…
By: Aaron on Wednesday, January 7, 2009
at 10:35 pm
I still don’t think the Watchmen is gonna happen.
By: cb on Thursday, January 8, 2009
at 10:21 pm
I prefer a desktop to a laptop too. Bigger screen. Bigger keyboard. Bigger is better.
By: Mark in DE on Friday, January 9, 2009
at 1:52 pm