Posted by: dirkmancuso | Monday, December 8, 2008

It’s times like these when I question our place as the most intelligent species

Woman: I’m looking for a book…Soloman Soloman…or Solemn Soloman…something like that.  It has 2 words in the title.
Clerk: I’m not finding any listing for either of those…do you know what it’s about?
Woman:  Well, it’s placed in 1864 so I’m guessing it’s non-fiction.

Posted in Books, Fucktards

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  1. I’m looking for a book called Get Wind or Gone Away Wind. I think it is set in 1864 too. They may have made a movie of it I’m not sure. Some guy who looks like James Brolin was in it I think. The book was real thick. I read it years ago and there was a lot of parties and get togethers in it. A skinny guy and a handsome guy were fighting over a southern belle. The fight turned into a war and a lot of people died but in the end the really smart lady said tomorrow was another day.

    By: Ed on Monday, December 8, 2008
    at 7:07 am

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  2. I’m looking for this book, I think it’s called, “Mensch before Christmas.” It’s about a guy who steals stuff on Christmas but that doesn’t make any sense ’cause a mensch wouldn’t do that. And he probably wouldn’t care about Xmas because aren’t mensches Jewish. Oh, is Hannukah about stealing things from Christians? Maybe that’s what it’s about.

    By: Sarah on Monday, December 8, 2008
    at 7:35 am

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  3. Yes, that advanced “fiction” technology wasn’t invented until the late 70’s/early 80’s, shortly before the compact disc caught on in popularity.

    By: Josh on Monday, December 8, 2008
    at 7:18 pm

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  4. Um, excuse me, I’m looking for my brain. Have you seen it around here anywhere?

    By: javabear on Monday, December 8, 2008
    at 7:47 pm

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