Comments on: The Young and the Restless Recap for Week Ending 11-21-08: Part 1 (“There was so much shit happening this week, it’s gonna take 2 — count ‘em, 2!! — posts to cover the happenings in Genoa City this week! And I can feel us wobbling ever closer to more drunk Nikki…can I get a hallelujah?” Edition) http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/2008/11/22/the-young-and-the-restless-recap-for-week-ending-11-21-08-part-1-there-was-so-much-shit-happening-this-week-its-gonna-take-2-count-em-2-posts-to-cover-the-happenings-in-genoa-city-th/ Lending credence daily to the rumor that not all God's children are beautiful. Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:02:25 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Aaron http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/2008/11/22/the-young-and-the-restless-recap-for-week-ending-11-21-08-part-1-there-was-so-much-shit-happening-this-week-its-gonna-take-2-count-em-2-posts-to-cover-the-happenings-in-genoa-city-th/#comment-36694 Aaron Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:18:19 +0000 http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/?p=3381#comment-36694 I, in turn, would love to see Victoria Rowell come back as a MUCH-NEEDED turn as the not-at-all dead Drucilla to kick some sense into LILY!!!! "For Christs's Sakes. Girl, What's Gotten Into You???? Eat some carbs like RIGHT NOW!!! Chloe? CHLOE?!! That stupid cracker couldn't keep a HOUSE PLANT alive!! Now--listen to ME! And I'll tell you what to do..." <strong>Dirk says: ...from your keyboard to God's ear, man...</strong> I, in turn, would love to see Victoria Rowell come back as a MUCH-NEEDED turn as the not-at-all dead Drucilla to kick some sense into LILY!!!!

“For Christs’s Sakes. Girl, What’s Gotten Into You???? Eat some carbs like RIGHT NOW!!! Chloe? CHLOE?!! That stupid cracker couldn’t keep a HOUSE PLANT alive!! Now–listen to ME! And I’ll tell you what to do…”
Dirk says: …from your keyboard to God’s ear, man…

]]> By: Aaron http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/2008/11/22/the-young-and-the-restless-recap-for-week-ending-11-21-08-part-1-there-was-so-much-shit-happening-this-week-its-gonna-take-2-count-em-2-posts-to-cover-the-happenings-in-genoa-city-th/#comment-36686 Aaron Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:54:05 +0000 http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/?p=3381#comment-36686 And and Ed, that Brot guy really IS burned in real life. It's part of AMC's Casting Real Iraqi Vets In Order To Curry Favor With Right-Wing Viewers Who Decorate Their Web Pages With Sparkly Teddy Bears And Dot Their 'I's With Hearts. True to form, those troglodytes are all "God bless JR Martinez and those vets for what they're doing for our country, and we're SO sick of the lesbian storyline. I mean, I'm glad they came out and all, but do we have to watch them kiss??" To which I answer, "As long as we have to watch 62-year-old high school cheerleader Erica Kane and that icky fucking Babe and Krystal kiss their respective boyfriends, we'll kiss ours. Does that answer your question, Erma Sue? Now go dig out that Christmas sweater with the snowflakes that you know you've been DYING to wear since July." <strong>Dirk says: ...don't worry, Aaron -- the Iraqi war vet storyline will leave a sour taste in everyone's mouth when Brot goes psycho and tries to kill Jake and/or Taylor (because that is how all Charles Pratt Jr storylines involving ex's who come back from the dead play out.) And thanks to the tornados that hit Pine Valley, we no longer have to sit through any more Babe shit. Hooray! Now if only those same twisters could've taken Frankenstare and Aidan with them...</strong> And and Ed, that Brot guy really IS burned in real life. It’s part of AMC’s Casting Real Iraqi Vets In Order To Curry Favor With Right-Wing Viewers Who Decorate Their Web Pages With Sparkly Teddy Bears And Dot Their ‘I’s With Hearts.

True to form, those troglodytes are all “God bless JR Martinez and those vets for what they’re doing for our country, and we’re SO sick of the lesbian storyline. I mean, I’m glad they came out and all, but do we have to watch them kiss??”

To which I answer, “As long as we have to watch 62-year-old high school cheerleader Erica Kane and that icky fucking Babe and Krystal kiss their respective boyfriends, we’ll kiss ours. Does that answer your question, Erma Sue? Now go dig out that Christmas sweater with the snowflakes that you know you’ve been DYING to wear since July.”
Dirk says: …don’t worry, Aaron — the Iraqi war vet storyline will leave a sour taste in everyone’s mouth when Brot goes psycho and tries to kill Jake and/or Taylor (because that is how all Charles Pratt Jr storylines involving ex’s who come back from the dead play out.) And thanks to the tornados that hit Pine Valley, we no longer have to sit through any more Babe shit. Hooray! Now if only those same twisters could’ve taken Frankenstare and Aidan with them…

]]> By: Aaron http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/2008/11/22/the-young-and-the-restless-recap-for-week-ending-11-21-08-part-1-there-was-so-much-shit-happening-this-week-its-gonna-take-2-count-em-2-posts-to-cover-the-happenings-in-genoa-city-th/#comment-36685 Aaron Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:49:17 +0000 http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/?p=3381#comment-36685 "Liz Foster, Jill’s adopted mother and The Cryptkeeper’s former housekeeper, shows up for the funeral late as do Jeffrey and Gloria." Oh, Sweet Jesus! They were having a troix! Hee hee hee... "Give it a rest, Pops." Couldn't have said it better myself. "Saint Tracy of the Lean Cuisine" I remember reading a story on Beth Maitland in "Daytime TV" magazine in the early 80s all about her weight loss. I remember being really happy for her, because she was such a pretty girl then. Seeing her recently reminds me of what we all come down to: thin-lipped and sour-looking. This is why I drink. <strong>Dirk says: ...despite my snarky comments, I always had a soft spot for Tracy and would love to see her come back long term to knock some sense into Colleen.</strong> “Liz Foster, Jill’s adopted mother and The Cryptkeeper’s former housekeeper, shows up for the funeral late as do Jeffrey and Gloria.”

Oh, Sweet Jesus! They were having a troix! Hee hee hee…

“Give it a rest, Pops.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

“Saint Tracy of the Lean Cuisine”

I remember reading a story on Beth Maitland in “Daytime TV” magazine in the early 80s all about her weight loss. I remember being really happy for her, because she was such a pretty girl then. Seeing her recently reminds me of what we all come down to: thin-lipped and sour-looking. This is why I drink.
Dirk says: …despite my snarky comments, I always had a soft spot for Tracy and would love to see her come back long term to knock some sense into Colleen.

]]> By: Ed http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/2008/11/22/the-young-and-the-restless-recap-for-week-ending-11-21-08-part-1-there-was-so-much-shit-happening-this-week-its-gonna-take-2-count-em-2-posts-to-cover-the-happenings-in-genoa-city-th/#comment-36684 Ed Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:27:19 +0000 http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/?p=3381#comment-36684 The Sidekick's monkey see, monkey do edition part one of AMC: Annie of course blamed the kidnapping on Di Henry. Ryan pretended to believe her. Little A through a fit to stay at Adam Chandler's mansion so Jr gave in. Di lived long enough to put a slug in Aiden's back. Angie asked Rebecca to move in with the Hubbards. Brot heard Taylor say she could actually fall in love with Jake Martin. Greenlee called Jake to rush to Puerto Rico to save Aiden. David threw a hissy fit upon learning JR had moved Little A back in Chandler Mansion. Jesse tracked Emma to a church but when he got there it was burning. Aiden tried to tell Greenlee Smythe that he was in on the kidnapping but he was too weak. Will sweet little Emma become a fried fritter? Will Aiden go to that giant Pub in the sky? Check back tomorrow. The Sidekick’s monkey see, monkey do edition part one of AMC: Annie of course blamed the kidnapping on Di Henry. Ryan pretended to believe her. Little A through a fit to stay at Adam Chandler’s mansion so Jr gave in. Di lived long enough to put a slug in Aiden’s back. Angie asked Rebecca to move in with the Hubbards. Brot heard Taylor say she could actually fall in love with Jake Martin. Greenlee called Jake to rush to Puerto Rico to save Aiden. David threw a hissy fit upon learning JR had moved Little A back in Chandler Mansion. Jesse tracked Emma to a church but when he got there it was burning. Aiden tried to tell Greenlee Smythe that he was in on the kidnapping but he was too weak. Will sweet little Emma become a fried fritter? Will Aiden go to that giant Pub in the sky? Check back tomorrow.

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