Comments on: If I’m this fucked up naturally, can you imagine if I took drugs?

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 13:35:25 +0000

My analysis: You are trying to forget that Thanksgiving is coming up by focusing on television.

By: Jer

Jer — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:16:02 +0000

I think I’m apt to agree with Dennis on that interpretation. But again, notice that your mom sticks with you through the whole thing as a “team”

By: Dennis

Dennis — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:00:30 +0000

The race is life. Your suppose to get from Sears (Straight) to Macys (Gay). You can see Macys from Sears. Your partner keeps breading your arms (covering them up) but it wont stick – your Mom wants you to cover up the gay but it doesnt keep.

Get in the fucking car and drive over to Macys already.

By: javabear

javabear — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:11:25 +0000

I was OK until I got to the butter and bread crumbs part. I lost it right there. With Thanksgiving just a week away perhaps you’re afraid of having your arms served up as Turkey Drumsticks? Too funny, Dirk!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:30:48 +0000

Oh wow, I thought my best friend and his wife would be the best team to watch on Amazing race but you and Lola…when is the next audition?

By: Jer

Jer — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:29:01 +0000

ok, that’s one weird, yet vivid dream, but I too find it sort of interesting that your mom was your race partner and in a way I don’t, because when push comes to shove, she’ll always be your mom.

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:43:45 +0000

Too much TV watching can lead to such dreams. Interesting that your mother was your partner. Very interesting.

By: catrina

catrina — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:10:41 +0000

Being an amateur dream analyst, I can only come to one conclusion….chain department stores, butter and bread crumbs, and running a race with Lola all point to one thing:
get thee some Lunesta!