Posted by: dirkmancuso | Thursday, October 9, 2008

Once more, a weary faggot turns to his faithful flock for advice and assistance…

Okay, so Halloween is coming and I totally have no idea what I’m going to be.  I suggested going as Tim Gunn and The Fella going as Heidi Klum but he said he’d look like Chewbacca in a lycra mini-dress — which I can’t argue with.  (The man has hair on every square inch of his body!)

So the clock’s ticking and I need an idea fast, folks!  If you have a link to a great costume — provide the link.  (And lurkers, this means you, too!)

Help a faggot out, won’t you?


Responses

  1. Hockey Mom and Joe Six Pack?

  2. How about going as the Cavemen from the insurance ads? The boifs hair will be an asset and you can show everyone that the Neanderthals still exist.
    Second choice: They are bringing back the smurfs. How about Papa Smurf and Smurfette?

  3. Tristan and Isolde

  4. How about going as two cowboys… boots, TIGHT jeans, and black cowboy hats.

  5. How about a prince and princess? Although I do like the cowboy idea too!

  6. Keeping in the Star Wars vein, how about Han Solo and Chewie?

  7. I was thinking Leia and Chewbacca. Dirk in a gold bikini, the fella in … nothing.

  8. I got nuthin’ but brain farts today, sorry. The Tristan and Isolde theme has bad karma, what with the story and all, even though the name works.

  9. How about Mr J and Mrs J from America’s Next Top Model?

    One of you could over bleach your hair and the other one could just go around and say “Honey child, please!” to everyone.

    he only catch is that one of you are going to have to sell your soul while the other is going to have to look like they smoke the rock pipe too much.

  10. I think I might need a picture of The Fella before I can offer expert assistance ;-)

  11. I agree with Raybob – I think we all need a picture of you and the Fella. That would help alot…

  12. Google “Halloween costume ideas”.

    I’m wondering how many queens will be Sarah Palin this year.

    Mark :-)


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