So I’ve had this dream twice now and it’s kind of freaking me out.
It starts with me in an orange jumpsuit sitting in one of those interrogation type rooms at a police station and my mom comes in and I start begging her to call a lawyer for me and she says that I shouldn’t have been drinking and driving and I tell her that I only had one glass of wine and moved my car from my neighbors parking space to my parking space and she says I should’ve thought about things before I got behind the wheel and it was her civic duty to report someone breaking the law and then I start freaking out and she says 5 years will go really quick — it’s only 60 months — and then she leaves and that’s when I wake up.
Where are the dreams with all the hawt, hairy mens when you need ‘em?
OK, I’ve got my psychoanalyst hat on, so i can interpret your dream for you….you’re afraid you can’t count on her to ‘be there.’ From what we’ve read lately, I don’t think that’s a stretch.
There’s nothing more heartbreaking than learning that someone you love isn’t on your side. All you can do is love her anyway, forgive her her faults, and live your life so YOU’LL be happy. You’re not responsible for making her life all hearts and flowers, and you can’t allow her to be so hard on you.
Maybe if you were to tell her that being gay isn’t a choice, but more likely just part of your genetic makeup (and that SHE may be responsible for that gayness) she’d lighten up and accept you for what you are…..her son.
By: catrina on Friday, September 26, 2008
at 5:20 am
You have always been there for Lola maybe you should back off for a while and show her how much she needs you. When she calls you asking for help tell her are you sure you want a Gay man to help you? Then agree to disagree and get back to normal.
At least when you dream you are asleep and getting that much needed rest.
By: ed on Friday, September 26, 2008
at 6:30 am
I would think 60 months of getting ass raped and mouth fucked on a daily basis would be every faggot’s dream come true.
Nicky says: …actually no — it isn’t every faggot’s dream, shithead.
By: Kenny on Friday, September 26, 2008
at 9:09 am
It is Kenny’s dream to be Gay that is why he frequents Gay Blogs. Go ahead my child come on out the time is now.
By: ed on Friday, September 26, 2008
at 12:29 pm
I think that because Lola doesn’t agree with your sexual lifestyle, in your dream she is doing anything and everything she can to sabotage it. The dream Lola figures better to have a son in jail than a son who’s gay.
Basically this dreams speaks volumes about the bad vibes you are receiving from your mother about her dislike of your choice. It also represents the struggle you fight on a daily basis over how to have the relationship you want with The Fella, and the acceptance you want to receive from Lola while having a relationship with the Fella.
By: Lilith on Friday, September 26, 2008
at 1:13 pm
I think that if you had kept dreaming for like 5 more minutes, you would have GOTTEN your wish for hunky, hairy menz!
By: cb on Friday, September 26, 2008
at 2:20 pm
Maybe its a shift in the gravitation pull on the moon, but I had a crazy dream recently too. Check it at http://www.TalesOfTheSissy.blogspot.com.
Mark
By: Mark in DE on Friday, September 26, 2008
at 2:40 pm
Well that’s shitty. I hope you get some good restful sleep soon.
By: javabear on Friday, September 26, 2008
at 6:00 pm
Where do these fucking anonymous trolls come from, like “Kenny” and “Kristin?” (And please: do ANY made-up names SCREAM “Trixie” and “Chad” like those two do?)
They should concentrate on pursuing their calling: sitting on the ends of pencils, where they belong.
By: Aaron on Friday, September 26, 2008
at 10:17 pm
Well, I actually have to take exception with the response that Nicky made to Shithead … I mean, Kenny.
While it is true that it’s not every faggot’s dream to be gang raped and mouth fucked on a daily basis while sleeping on a metal bunk under scratchy (read: Martha Stewart Collection) military blankets and toiling away in the fields under the lash of the bull-necked boss man … oh, I guess we’re bleeding a little into my fantasy here …
Where were we? Oh yes, Kenny’s fantasy.
So while Kenny’s dream date wouldn’t qualify as every queer’s, it sure does ring the bell for most of ‘em … us.
Of course, like water sports and most things involving geek sex, the reality would probably suck toe jam.
By: Bryan on Saturday, September 27, 2008
at 8:17 am