Posted by: dirkmancuso | Wednesday, September 24, 2008

“I’ll take what’s on that dumb ass faggot’s mind for $100, Alex…”

I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, and I can’t focus, so I’m serving up some snippety stuff this Wednesday morning…

~ Clay Aiken is gay?  Shut the fuck up!  How did I miss this?

~ How mother fucking awesome was the season premiere of HEROES Monday night?  Um, it was almost as awesome as a shirtless Mohinder is hawt!  Swear to God, that man was giving me the cardiac pitty pats something fierce.  Any theories on the whole Nikki/Tracy Strauss deal?  My guess is that Nikki’s twin didn’t really die after all, but was found and raised by the Strauss’s. And how about that ending with Mother Petrelli and Sylar?  Brilliant.

~ I got the new job I applied for — and it sucks donkey dick almost as much as the one I have now. I say almost because its one perk is that I can work from home.

~ It’s official — BIG BROTHER returns next summer.  Now what the fuck do I have to do to get in that goddamn house?!?!?!?!?

~ My diet for the last 4 days has consisted of Triscuits and Advil.

~ Special aside to Kristin:  Suck it.  Go pray on that, bitch. 

~  I still haven’t mastered how to save a pic off the net and then post it here.  It was so simple on Lappy.

~ So much work place drama going on, I totally need to get posting.  Y’all won’t believe the crazy shit going down.  Suffice it to say, I’m going to have a whole new cast of supporting players if this keeps up.

Okay, that’s it for today, gang.  Maybe I’ll get this stick out of my ass and get back to the real posting one of these days.

Or not.


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  1. Congrats on getting the new job, I think. I look forward to hearing about some of that workplace drama. You make work sound so interesting.
    I like Triscuits. Got any cheese to go with them? They taste pretty good with salsa, too.

  2. Getting to work from home is a very big perk. Gay Aiken is clay? Knock me over with a feather. Heroes was awesome but a tad too long. My A.D.D. made me keep changing between Boston Legal and Heroes. What about Ando killing Hiro in the future? Also, I’m having nightmares about Sylar removing blondies hair and scalp. Oh look, Kittens! Good luck on the new job it will get better. Eat Nicky, Eat don’t waste away to nothing. Go to Subway and get an Italian BMT with extra mayo! Taht’s what I’m eating today, yum!

  3. I assume the problem with saving a pic is that you now have a mac. To right click hold the control button down when you click the mouse. You can set the right button (if you have apples mighty mouse) – email me if your mouse does have two buttons and I’ll send you the instructions on how to set it up.

  4. Isnt too hard to do – check the link:

    http://www.macinstruct.com/node/66

  5. Alternately, you can click and drag the pic into a folder of your choice. That’s my fave for saving yummy beefcake pics I come across.

  6. YAY for being able to work at home. How I miss that perk! yeah Clay…gay…and this is breaking news how?

  7. Er….congrats on the new job? ;)

    Well, at least you can work from home!

    P.S. How are things with The Fella? Enquiring minds want to know…

  8. Who posted that? Dirk or Nicky? it sure sounded a lot like Dirk to me.

  9. Congratulations on the new job! I wish I could work from home… Triscuits and Advil doesn’t sound like a very healthy diet.

  10. Maybe, just maybe, the fact that your diet has consisted of Triscuits and Advil is contributing to the fact that you can’t sleep or focus.

    Eat a decent, nutricious meal, man!

    Mark :-)


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