It’s Tuesday and I’m taking the morning off work to go to a training seminar for another job. (Yeah, I’m a bitch like that — don’t hate.) And because I’m all keyed up and nervous and shit about making a good impression at this training session, I totally did NOT do the right thing and prepare a post the night before like a good little blogger. (Don’t give me shit — it’s GOSSIP GIRL Monday, people.) Therefore, I’m once again serving up a steaming helping of what’s on my mind…

~ There are oodles and gobbles of tv on dvd awesomeness flying onto store shelves today and none are as eagerly anticipated by yours truly as PUSHING DAISIES. If you’ve seen this one, you know of its greatness. If you haven’t then run out and pick this one up. Whimsical, romantic, quirky, and simply unlike anything else on today. Pick it up already.

~ I may not have any interest in the outcome of BIG BROTHER 11 since Keesha was evicted, but that sure as hell isn’t stopping me from working on my application for BIG BROTHER 12.  And talk about tough questions!  “Do you have a homepage on the Internet?  If so, what is the address?”  Geez, talk about a double sword with that one.  Part of me thinks listing my home page could be a help, but The Fella doesn’t know about the blog so that could come back to bite me in the ass on the off chance I was chosen.  Sigh.

~ It’s amazing how quickly your writing muscles become weak when you don’t exercise them.  Trying to write a real post last week (i.e., Friday’s debacle) after several weeks of being ‘puterless was harder than Hell.  It actually took me two days to come up with that piece of shit.  I’m slowly getting back into the groove I think, so be warned — lengthy boring shit is on the horizon.

~ 4 people were fired from work on Friday for taking things that didn’t belong to them.  Things like money.  People are so dumb.

~ I desperately need an idea for a Halloween costume.  The Fella suggested I go as Jim Dangle from RENO 911 and he would go as Travis.  I suggested I go as Tim Gunn and he go as Heidi Klum from PROJECT RUNWAY, but neither of seemed too crazy about the other’s idea.  Suggestions…?

~ Saw BURN AFTER READING.  I’m sure I’m in the minority, but all I could think the entire time I was watching Brad Pitt was “cheater, cheater, big fat cheater.”  Stuff like that tends to pull you right out of the movie going experience.

~ Did anybody watch FRINGE?  What the fuck was that DOA piece of shit?  Thanks anyway, FOX — I watched THE X-FILES the first time you aired it.

~ I do not like spiders and I will scream like a girl and throw stuff at one if spotted.  Just ask The Fella.

That’s it for today, kids!  Take care, have a great day, and don’t forget to send in those Halloween costume ideas (who knows — maybe the winning idea will result in a pic…ooooooooooooooh!)