Okay, I’m thisclose to getting a computer so bear with me a bit longer, folks — it’s gonna happen. And hopefully by Friday. But until then, here’s what’s on my mind…
~ BB 10’s Keesha up eviction? Oh hells to the oh no! Kick that fucking Memphis (he of that nasty goddamn v-neck tee that does absolutely NOTHING for him or me) out first, y’all!
~ Speaking of BB, is there anyone out there who reads this piece of shit blog and has connections to the BB producers? ‘Cause seriously, if you do, have those people get in touch with me. Like yesterday.
~ The Fella and I saw HAMLET 2 over the weekend. And while I would never condone forced oral copulation, I have to admit that I laughed my ass off at the “Raped in the Face” musical number.
~ McCain or Obama. Either way, we’re screwed.
~ Remember how I mentioned breaking the camera lens on my fucking cheap ass cell phone? Well, in what I hope is the beginning of a reversal of fortune, I called to see when my contract expired and it expired 2 days after the fucking phone broke. Long story short, I am now the proud owner of one of those enV2 phones. And may I just say that bitch takes awesome fucking pics? I may? That bitch takes awesome fucking pics.
~ I’m seriously leaning toward a Mac.
~ Getting the old dvd collection re-alphabetized is nowhere as easy as one might think. I need an intervention or a stay Betty Ford or something. Seriously — I have an addiction.
~ Casey Anthony. Seriously, anyone who thinks she is innocent is out of their fucking tree.
~ Mailbag Monday is next Monday. You still have time to get those questions in. Remember, anything goes and all questions WILL be answered. Send them to dirk.mancuso@gmail.com and be sure to include MAILBAG MONDAY in the subject line.
~ The Drunk Eve saga has totally gone off the fucking rail and is cornering on two wheels at this point. The very second I get a computer, I will be bringing you every last sordid detail. Suffice it to say it ain’t pretty.
~ After what seemed like years, the morally corrupt ”teens” of GOSSIP GIRL returned with new eppies last night. Puh-raise Jee-bus!
Well, that’s it for today, kids. Have a great day and don’t forget to send in your questions — remember, the only stoopid question is the one not asked!
Oh no they didn’t? I missed Gossip Girl? Take away mu Gay card now!
I think the producers of BB are more involved in the outcome than they let us believe.
The Mac guy on TV is so cute, I’m waiting to see him actually riding the PC guy.
Hamlet 2 is a musical? A rape scene set to music? How have I not heard about this before?
We’re as screwed as Sara Palin’s daughter if McBush gets elected.
By: ed on Tuesday, September 2, 2008
at 6:14 am
Keesha MUST NOT GO! Of course, I have live feeds, and Dan and the closet gay Memphis have been talking about sending Renny to the jury house this week, then Jerry, then Keesha. She needs to ramp up her gameplay!
Oh, and Dirk??? If I knew ANYONE related to BB, you’d be on the show already!
By: catrina on Tuesday, September 2, 2008
at 10:10 am
If you’re going to get a Mac notebook, you might want to hold off…rumor is new ones coming in September!
By: CoasterMark on Tuesday, September 2, 2008
at 10:22 am
I still think we’re less screwed with Obama than we will be with McCain. We KNOW McCain will continue in Bush’s footsteps (contrary to that “maverick” label he tried to pin on himself in 2000–unless he meant the car).
With Obama, at least there’s a chance in hell he might try to solve some of our problems. Our many, many, MANY problems.
By: Aaron on Tuesday, September 2, 2008
at 11:46 am
Isn’t Obama from the same state wherein Dirk resides? Does Dirk know some dirt? Dish man dish!
The Alaskans know a lot of dirt on their Lady Governor. Did she, like Brie, take her daughters child and pretend it was her own? Is it true her daughter is the prize given away at the end of the Iditarod? Her favorite food is Mooseburgers from animals she killed herself. Perhaps she should go hunting with the current Vice-President? They could make it into a movie of the week: “Shoot-out at Mount Everest.”
By: ed on Tuesday, September 2, 2008
at 12:35 pm
Ooh let’s not get started on that twat Casey Anthony. They need to stuff HER lying ass in the trunk of a car. UGH.
I really need to start watching BB. Is it bad luck to start mid-season?
By: Showanda on Tuesday, September 2, 2008
at 12:50 pm
Once you go Mac, you never go back!
By: Jer on Tuesday, September 2, 2008
at 12:59 pm
YOu must really get into barebacking with all this BB talk!
By: cb on Tuesday, September 2, 2008
at 2:09 pm
Congrats on the new phone. You must have good phone karma or something. Which is not the same as good phone etiquette.
I’m afraid to see Hamlet 2.
What’s up with the alphabetizing? How hard can it be? I don’t understand. It’s an OCD thing, isn’t it?
Dirk says: …Java, I have over 400 dvds and tv shows on dvd and everything got packed a little haphazardly — I blame the wine. Add to that, that tv shows must be kept seperate and alphabetized within themselves as do Disney films and it can be a very daunting task. And add to that the fact that new titles are added all the time and I think you can see where things could get a little hairy. Or maybe you can’t…
By: javabear on Tuesday, September 2, 2008
at 9:14 pm