Honest to Goddess, I cannot fucking focus on shit this week so I’m serving up more random thoughts…
~ I can’t believe how goddamn stupid the BIG BROTHER houseguests are. Angie?!?!?!?!?! They fucking evicted Angie over the repugnant and overbearing Jesse? Give me a fucking break!
~ The one good thing about Angie getting the boot was Jesse’s laugh out loud goodbye message: “You have a rationalized mind and at least you’re going to be able to communicate with people that aren’t insane or don’t have a really…poor judgement of…rationale. Again, I could make more similes and analogies if you want but I think you understand everything that I’m trying to portray right now…” Angie, if you’re reading this could you please explain to me what he was trying to portray, ’cause I’ve got nothing.
~ While I’m on the subject of BIG BROTHER 10, mad props to the Chen-bot for correcting Dan when he referred to her for the umpteenth time as “Mrs. Chen.” What a putz. I only wish she would’ve told him her husband was the head of the network and could boot his skinny ass in a heartbeat if he made that fucking mistake again.
~ The fucking fan went out in my car’s air-conditioning unit so I spent the afternoon at the Dairy Queen across from the dealership reading TWILIGHT by Stephenie Meyers.
Um, all I have to say after 150 pages is that I am beginning to think I could write a book. Oh, and Stephenie is totally spelled wrong.
~ I have been lax lately in mentioning that Ron Carlivati is a daytime head-writing god. And uber-hot.
~ Only 18 more days until the dvd release of GOSSIP GIRL – SEASON 1 and then only 11 more days until the Season 2 premiere. My lil gay heart can barely wait.
~ The Fella has incredibly furry armpits. I cannot tell you how much that turns me on.
~ I am still trying to recover from the auditory rape I suffered from Pierce Brosnan’s “singing” in MAMA MIA. The man is NOT a singer.
That’s all I got folks. Tune in over the weekend for a shocking Y & R recap.
Have great weekend, kids!
Yeah…the whole Twilight craze…sigh. Whatever.
Maybe the author was named after someone named Stephen? I’ve known that to be the case with a few people who spell their name with an “e” as oppossed to an “a.”
By: Me on Friday, August 1, 2008
at 5:21 am
How did I miss the eviction!? I hate the BB schedule this time, it’s never the friggin same.
Have a lovely weekend too dirk.
By: tornwordo on Friday, August 1, 2008
at 6:04 am
Okay on BB10 they finally evicted a female! After hearing one of them say girl power after they evicted Steven I was suspecting a secret alliance. Angie wasn’t lying when she warned them that only one will win and the rest must get shot down. The whole bunch that saw a banner and lied that it was from Steven should be evicted.
How does the fella’s Ass look? Mine looks like I sat on a cat. I love Gossip Girl, the boys are so hot. Why does the spoiled rich boy appeal to me?
The belt broke on my air conditioner then the new one broke one day after it was installed. Bummer. I don’t have AC in my house. How can I stand it? Just like everyone before the 1950’s I get by with electric fans. Happy August everyone.
By: Ed on Friday, August 1, 2008
at 6:40 am
its amazing that pierce brosnan’s alleged singing is about the biggest thing that anyone takes away from that movie.
seriously – we should be given a partial refund for that shit.
By: marc on Friday, August 1, 2008
at 7:20 am
I LOVED Jesse’s good-bye message to Angie! He is the stupidest human I’ve ever seen on reality TV. Remember that comedian of yesteryear, Norm Crosby? He used big words in inappropriate ways. That’s Jesse!
As for the banner, did we ever find out what it said?
By: catrina on Friday, August 1, 2008
at 7:57 am
Uh – you can write a book. Twlight is being haled as the Harry Potter replacement – which it isnt. Do think it can be made into a good movie.
By: Dennis on Friday, August 1, 2008
at 11:10 am
Ron Carlivati is all hotness. You have a good eye for stuff like that.
By: javabear on Friday, August 1, 2008
at 11:11 am
Good God, I am tired. I thought you were talking about Jessie and Angie on AMC and that the writing had gotten much worse. Night, night everyone.
By: Sarah on Friday, August 1, 2008
at 10:30 pm
Is there *any* body hair you don’t find appealing?
By: Josh on Saturday, August 2, 2008
at 9:27 am
Just saw an interview on CBS Sunday Morning with Stephenie Meyer. She is a Mormon raising three kids. She has written three books in the series about a Vampire who wants to both fuck and kill a girl he meets. The movie Twilight comes out this December.
By: Ed on Sunday, August 3, 2008
at 9:35 am
Saw this this morning and thought of you…
http://www.azfamily.com/video/gmaz-index.html?nvid=269608&shu=1
By: Scottsdale Girl on Monday, August 4, 2008
at 2:51 pm
you’re such a tease Dirk! You promised a SHOCKING Y&R recap! Let’s have it!!!!! I didn’t think anything shocking was happening in GC, so you can’t go and leave me hanging like this. please?????????????
By: Barb on Monday, August 4, 2008
at 3:35 pm
I haven’t heard anything from Dirk, if I do I’ll let you know. He was having trouble with his Laptop it may have conked out.
Anyway here is the AMC recap for last week: Cassie, Dre, and Colby decided to each tell Jesse they were driving the car that made Novak roadkill. Frankie told Randi he has feelings for her. JR thought he had the Chandler Board of Directors in his pocket but Adam was still in control. Erica and Sam’s date was interupted when Zach and Kendall and Carmen and Jackson invited themselves to their table at the Valley Inn. Sam announced to the public that he is dating Erica Kane. Jesse found proof that Cassie and company drove the sports car on route 77 the night Richie died. Annie’s jealousy caused her to sneak into Greenlee’s house and loosen a gas pipe to the fireplace. While making out, Aiden smelled gas and fixed the leak. Sorry Annie better luck next time. Annie devised a plan to get Ryan’s sympathy. Next week: Kendall has doubts about Annie. Dre man’s up with the truth.
By: Ed on Monday, August 4, 2008
at 4:33 pm
Still checking in for a post by Dirk, but have a question for Ed re: AMC. Is Annie nuts or something? I was home today and got to watch it (also watched Y&R, so I KNOW Dirk’s update will have lots of good stuff!). I just think that Annie must be cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs….am I right?
By: catrina on Monday, August 4, 2008
at 6:57 pm
Annie is like her crazy brother, whom she killed by the way. Annie lied to her husband who thought he had a vesectomy. When informed that it never happened she kept the info from Ryan and killed her brother when he threatened to tell Ryan of her baby plans. I’d say it will all blow up in her face during Greenlee who Ryan really loves is about to marry Aiden. Annie is as crazy as a looney bird. Dre thinks he killed Annie’s brother but he was dead before Dre ran over him. Annie will ruin Dre’s life as well as others but Kendall and Zach know she’s hiding something.
By: Ed on Monday, August 4, 2008
at 7:21 pm
DAYUM! I love that Greenlee’s back, and now that “Leo” doesn’t have a regular gig, I’d like to see him come back. They never found the body, right? That means the door is open.
By: catrina on Tuesday, August 5, 2008
at 7:00 am