I’m in a really fucked up place right now so the best I can offer is a potpourri of what’s flitting through my mind…
~ If you’ve seen the promos for the ABC soaps which are showing in primetime and on cable, you’ve heard the song they’re using – “Believe” by The Bravery. I totally have that song stuck in my head this morning: Give me something to believe/Cause I am living just to breathe/And I need something more/To keep on breathing for/So give me something to believe.
~ I can’t believe the BB10 houseguests were stupid enough to evict Steven. Dan just looks sneaky. ‘Sides, Steven was totally adorable.
~ Has anybody read TWILIGHT by Stephanie Meyer? Carly swears it is “fucking awesome” but it just looks like one of those vampire bodice rippery things with teenagers to me. And it’s first person which I hate.
~ Even if you don’t read the Y&R recaps, I know you’ll want to check out the savage moose-knuckle Amber was sporting on Thursday’s episode. Yikes.
~ Tons of drama with Eve (a.k.a. Drunk Eve) in the workplace. More to follow when I can focus and do the story justice. It never ceases to amaze me what freaks work here.
~ The stupidity of this just makes me laugh:
~ I had a lovely ass rape yesterday when filling up my tank.
And now as promised, here’s your extra crunk. Enjoy!
On BB10 they are doing the same thing as last year. They keep saying this person is a great player and that person is a great player, then they vote to remove a poor player leaving the very ones that will cause them trouble near the end.
Is there a C3 potatoe head?
The price of Gasoline has fallen to $3.81 here, what a bargain huh?
What the Hell is crunk? I find the picture revolting and certainly wouldn’t want to see the bonus footage.
I wonder if any one out there in blogger land is reading our soap updates? Maybe we should skip Sunday Blogposts?
By: Ed on Monday, July 28, 2008
at 7:07 am
My friend Mr. D and his boyfriend know Steven, they met him at the gay rodeos. I hated to see him leave too, I thought he was cute.
By: Mike on Monday, July 28, 2008
at 10:00 am
I want Jessie GONE!!!! I cried when Steven left, but I think Keesha shook things up a bit. Sorry, but the rest of the pics scare me a little, though gas here in the southern part of the Land of Lincoln dropped to $3.87 this morning!
As for the soap updates………I’m but one reader, but I read them EVERY week. So if I’m the lone vote (like Kevin Costner in his new movie), I vote to keep the Sunday Blogposts!
By: catrina on Monday, July 28, 2008
at 10:49 am
$4.09? Try $4.29 here in Ca. It was at $4.59 not long ago.
By: kw on Monday, July 28, 2008
at 10:57 am
In Oklahoma the price of gas is $3.40 today. I filled up this morning. Was a nice change of pace from what it has been ($3.99).
By: Tyler on Monday, July 28, 2008
at 11:55 am
Wow! Oklahoma is even better than South Carolina. As nasty a place as this is, we’ve got better gas prices than most of the rest of the country. I filled up yesterday for $3.59/gal.
That’s some bootylicious crunk you showin’ Dirk. Don’t know what “crunk” is? It’s the past tense of “crank.” I’ve heard this sentence with my very own ears: “I done crunk the bus up fo’ you.”
I don’t follow the soaps at all, but I always look at your weekend recaps even if I just skim over them. No one tells a story like you do, Dirk. But tell me true, doesn’t that moose knuckle frighten you? Scares the shit out of me.
The soap opera of your life is much more interesting. I eagerly await the story of Drunk Eve.
Hope your head collects itself in a reasonable fashion and you feel better soon.
By: javabear on Monday, July 28, 2008
at 12:10 pm
Have a group you should listen to: Get Set Go. The music is good and the lyrics subversive – totally at odds with the feeling of the music (Song: I Hate Everybody). A lot of the songs made me think of you.
I’ve read all three volumes of Twilight. Fourth comes out in August. Meyer is a Mormon so there is no sex in the books. So far there has been around 1800 pages of teenage foreplay. But the story has vampires, werewolves and might make a good movie (first volume is suppose to come out around Christmas). You can read worse (and probably have).
What is a moose knuckle?
Gas is closer to $5 a gallon out here.
By: Dennis on Monday, July 28, 2008
at 12:32 pm
The Artoo-POTATOO name made me laugh.
A moose knuckle is a term for the pussy split as viewed in tight slacks.
By: cb on Monday, July 28, 2008
at 2:41 pm
moose knuckle…also known as cameltoe.
By: kw on Monday, July 28, 2008
at 4:18 pm
I paid $3.76 at Kroger for gas yesterday, .03 off by using the store card.
That “get crunked” was just foul Dirk. Foul. I don’t know how much I’m going to have to drink at lunch to forget I ever saw that.
URP GAG
By: Weekends Off on Tuesday, July 29, 2008
at 9:07 am
We are in gas heaven here. Kroger price was 3.57 and since I bought enough crap to get my extra discount, I paid a mere $3.37 for my gas yesterday. That’s about .90 cents less than a month ago.
Praise the gas Gods–now see about taking another couple of bucks a gallon off that price and MAYBE America’s economy will recover.
Dirk–I LOVES me some Y&R, but I cannot seem to catch it all the time, so I live for your re-caps–please don’t give up on them!!
By: Lurker Girl on Tuesday, July 29, 2008
at 10:05 am
Gas here in NY 4.21 and what is this thing crunk?
By: Summer on Tuesday, July 29, 2008
at 12:28 pm
“Darth Tater” is the superior Mr. Potatohead Star Wars pun, but I’m glad they gave it a try.
By: Josh on Saturday, August 2, 2008
at 9:37 am