Posted by: dirkmancuso | Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Today’s Semi-freaky Chat Brought to You by gay.com

icleanupgood: Hi. Great pic.
dirk mancuso: thanks. sorry about your poor eyesight.
icleanupgood: Love the beard and hair you have and the preppy, nerdy look with the glasses. All HOT.
dirk mancuso:
icleanupgood: Another hot feature on you is your masculiine square jaw line.
dirk mancuso: are you sure you’re looking at the correct profile? ’cause my pic is the 204 lb weakling…
icleanupgood: I am. So are you into Discipline?
dirk mancuso: …annnnnnnnnnnnnd there we go!
icleanupgood: I am into Headmaster/Pupil spanking. I love humiliating a boi and being humiliated while dressed in my Suits and Ties. I have a big fetish for formal wear.
dirk mancuso: so an evening at Seno’s is like major foreplay for you…?
icleanupgood: You would look so HOT in a Suit and Tie.
dirk mancuso: and a leather hood and ballgag, right?
icleanupgood: Oh yeah! I would love to tie you down with one of my neck ties. Bondage fascinates me.
dirk mancuso: you and every other man i meet
icleanupgood: I could so see me spanking you. How have you had it done before? What implements were used?
dirk mancuso: did you read my profile at all? i’m not looking for a hook-up.
icleanupgood: Have you ever had the Cane? WOW is it hot. Leaves great marks too!
dirk mancuso: i’ll make a note of that the next time hot sex takes a turn toward corporal punishment
icleanupgood: How about straps or belts? I will never forget when my Father came home and was pissed off at me and told me to meet him out in the barn. He also wanted me to stay dressed up in my Suit and Tie.
dirk mancuso: sounds like you had a real “walton’s mountain” upbringing there, stud…
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***Author’s note: Neither screen-name is real. Mine is close, but no cigar; the other gentleman’s is a complete fabrication.


Responses

  1. You are sorta into bondage though right? Speaking of which, did Bruce help you move? Isn’t it time to let the gay.com contract expire? We don’t all have poor eyesight. You are a handsome fellow and any Fella would be very lucky to call you his own. This guy wants punished by a “Daddy figure” but he seems to want to play role reversal too.
    Dirk says: …Bruce did NOT help me move. I am doing it myself — I don’t like to ask anyone for help. There is no gay.com contract to expire unless you are a paying member (which I’m not). And yes, this fella seemed to want to play both roles — that’s what we call a switch.

  2. Eew. I’m so glad that I’m off the market.

  3. Are you sure you’re not signed up at gay.com/weirddudes???
    So…….how’s the new place???
    Dirk says: …the new place is coming along nicely. I should be completely moved in in about a week or so. Pics to follow…

  4. After reading about some of your chats on gay.com, it makes me greatful 99% of the time I can’t get anyone to chat with me…
    Dirk says: …I’ve seen your pic, Mike and all I can say is that those are some wicked retarded dudes. You are a damn good looking man.

  5. Since you say you are “NOT looking for a hook-up” (ie: you’re looking for relationship-minded guys), perhaps you should consider taking some of the sexual content out of your profile. Replace it with the kind of personality traits and hobbies you would like guys to have that will compliment your own. Just a thought.

    Mark :-)
    Dirk says: …actually there is absolutely NO sexual content on my profile. No adult section, no mention of my turn-ons/turn-offs on my main page. It’s a straight forward, just the facts ma-am list of what I’m looking for and what I consider to be non-negotiable deal breakers. In fact, the bulk of the profile states my belief that every lasting relationship has a deep friendship first and foremost at its core. Yeah, I’m all gurly and shit like that.

  6. You totally should have gone for it! I mean, a good flogging now and then can satisfy the best of men.

  7. So, the guys on gay.com don’t read? Or don’t believe what they read? Or is it that they believe what they want to believe? That, in my experience, is true of most guys of any orientation. The bastards.
    Dirk says: …the bastards, indeed.

  8. I know this is off-topic, but I hope you’ll forgive me cuz it’s Big Brother news! Go to http://www.bbdish.blogspot.com and see the new houseguests. They range in age from 22 to 75, and there’s a pretty hot gay cowboy AND a Hooters girl. Sounds like BB10 is gonna be good!
    I’m leaving tomorrow for a week-long cruise, but will be sure to catch up on your blog when I get back from the sun ‘n fun!
    Dirk says: …hmmmmmm, you know what’s missing from that list of BB10 houseguests? A fucking gay blogger! Sigh. Enjoy the cruise!

  9. icleanupgood needs a switch used on him although he might just like it. It is strange but true that those who were spanked and beaten growing up are turned on by it later… So I’ve heard.

  10. I deleted even my free profile on gay.com.
    I guess to be fair I should disclose that I met John on gay.com before they moved all the good features to the pay accounts.


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