…the way he said “okey-doke” when I’d tell him I’d see him in a bit.
…the goofy pics he’d send with his texts.
…his ability to work jazz hands into every conversation — and in a funny, non-gay way.
…the way he touched my free hand when I was driving.
…the fact that he came up with a pet name for me that never felt like a pet name or pissed me off (it was a variation on “Dirk.”)
And before someone suggests I call The Fella, let me just say it’s not going to happen. I suggested this break in part because I was worried things might be feeling forced, but mainly because I’d rather end things before I fell hard for him and he made the inevitable announcement he’d met someone else.





Good for you. Your ability to see into the future is a great gift. If you didn’t use it to save yourself from being hurt, you might very well be sitting somewhere, enjoying The Fella’s company. Instead, your blogging about the joy not being with him has brought you.
Sorry for the bitchy, sarcastic tone of this but it’s early, there was a lot of wine last night and now, in lieu of the couple of aspirins I was planning on taking, I’m just going to pound my head on my monitor for a bit.
By: Sarah on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 7:08 am
I say Sarah is right on. How in the hell do you think you are going to get to the next level in a relationship, if you don’t take the plunge.
Jesus Christ Dirk, swallow your fucking pride and call the fella and have a heart to heart talk to him. He may actually like you and is just as confused as you are.
You certainly act like you would want to pursue a life with him. It’s better to love and have lost as they say…NOW CALL THE SOB!
By: YNAGER '65 on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 7:52 am
So instead you let him fall for you, then broke his heart by preemptively breaking up with him (and broke your own heart in the process)? I’m not sure why you date at all…after all, you could fall in love, live the rest of his life together, then he might break your heart by dying before you do. (Yes, heavy on the sarcasm, but your logic makes no sense!)
By: J on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 8:02 am
You deserve to be single and in fact, you are a fucker. Please stop blogging about how you can’t just meet a decent person or whatever. You are an asshole.
Anyone that does this kind of shit, is one of the worst excuses for a person. Because you bitch and moan about not having it, and when given a chance, toss it away.
Fuck off, fuck off and live a long, lonely, bitter life.
By: I-Hate-Dirk on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 8:11 am
Wow, read that post out loud while looking in the mirror and try to keep a straight face. What a load of bullshit. You’ve met a really great guy. What’s up with the self sabotage? Risk nothing, gain nothing.
By: Brian on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 8:36 am
No one keeps doing the same thing for years and years on end without getting *something* out of it. So . . . whatever. Hope you get what you need.
By: Lorelie on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 8:42 am
Seriously, please dont complain anymore about the horrible type of men you meet. Its all blog stuff for laughs I guess. I cant feel sorry for you because of your fear. Its time to man up already. Man, Im pissed at this post.
By: Chrissy on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 9:04 am
Dirk, from one who ‘hearts’ you, you’re your own worst enemy. Hurt yourself before he does? PULLEEASSE! Get off your ass, call the fella, and share with him your fears of being hurt. Chances are he has the same fears. If you end up lonely (again) you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.
Tough love, Dirk, but I hope someone can get through to you. You could be screwing up your chances with ‘the one.’
By: catrina on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 9:20 am
Unless posts like this are just bullshit to jerk your readers’ chains and provide you with amusement (and I’m heading toward that interpretation with each new one I see), you don’t need to torment this Fella any further. Please do yourself (and future victims like the Fella) a favor and get a good therapist, even if you’ve found some duds in the past. There ARE good ones out there. This behavior is dysfunctional with a capital D.
By: Alex on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 10:26 am
Ditto what Alex said.
By: TT on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 10:33 am
Yeah, what they said.
By: suzy on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 10:38 am
I don’t get you Dirk. You complain about being lonely and not being able to find a guy, but yet when you have one, you kick him to the curb cause you are afraid to fall for him.
Umm, isn’t that the purpose of dating someone, is to hopefully fall for him and stay together.
If you are tired of being alone, then stop pushing guys away, especially one that seemed to make you happy.
By: Just Me on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 10:39 am
Why haven’t we seen comments from Ed on this one?? C’mon, Ed! Tell Dirk what he needs to hear!
By: catrina on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 10:46 am
It is Karma, I commented early this morning then the damn thing disappeared. I said that I should back my mentor as his mascot but I just can’t stand to watch him tear himself down and wallow in self-pity that he created all by himself. The saddest words of tongue or pen is this: “it might have been”. Damn the Fella for making you laugh and straying away several years in the future, maybe. How dare he be unfaithful if he ever is, how dare he! What if he is faithful? What if he does love you? What if he doesn’t? Take a chance on love, Dirk. It’s scary as Hell but worth it. Please, live and love without fear so we can be happy for you, Dirk, please?
By: Ed on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 11:08 am
I think you really need to reconsider and call “the fella”…
By: Mike on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 11:16 am
I am getting so tired of this attitude from you that I am ready to fly out there, and SLAP your name right out of the phone book! And I will call Ma Bell and tell her that I did it!!
You have a guy that likes you! Don’t assume that it’s going to end like the other guys.
Seriously Dirk, maybe you need to talk to a professional about why you try to sabotage all of your relationships. ((HUGS))
By: tigeryogiji on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 11:27 am
Dirk, I just have to leave you with this question to ask yourself, as someone who’s been down a similar road. When you have these negative, self-defeating thoughts, listen very, very carefully. WHOSE voice do you really hear? I’ll bet it’s not yours… Just in case you’re not just pulling our chains, here’s a big bear HUG for you, too. Ed is right, we want to be happy for you. Don’t let us down!
(Tigeryogiji, if things don’t change, save a seat on that plane for me. Hell, I’ll bet you could have a whole charter flight for this judging by the comments)
By: Alex on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 12:33 pm
Meanwhile The Fella is feeling exactly what you fear. He’s sitting at home wondering why this guy he liked and who liked him back called it off for no good reason.
Looks like you are the bad guy this time, Mister.
I know I can be down on myself just as much as you (and you know that too), but you found it! You found someone who wanted to be with you! Do you know what I would give to have that?! And instead of accepting it, you threw it away.
I’m really disappointed in you. And so is Ariel.
By: Dr. Sparky on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 1:47 pm
Its extremely difficult, but I’m going to try and not be judgementa, and instead offer these 3 thoughts:
1. I’m sending you a BIG, heartfelt, healing, cyber-hug
2. I agree with everything written above
3. I believe you could REALLY benefit from seeing a good therapist. Even if it takes a while to find the right one.
Keep us posted.
Mark
(notice the absense of my signature smiley face, because I’m not smiling right now)
By: Mark on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 1:54 pm
And some how, I also suspect Dirk of doing this just for the attention, which would make it even more vile for the fact that someone else got hurt by it.
By: I-Hate-Dirk on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 2:02 pm
FIVE THINGS I REALLY LIKE ABOUT DIRK:
1. He’s a wonderful storyteller.
2. He’s a much better son that I would be in the same situation.
3. He’s working on his physical health.
4. He loves Ariel.
5. He’s going to take the advice of his cyber-friends and get that fella back in his life!
By: catrina on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 2:09 pm
Ditto to ALL of the above. Three words: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.
By: Dirky-do on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 2:24 pm
A few thoughts:
To I-Hate-Dirk: if you hate him so much, why have you come back TWICE to watch this post? If you really hate him, disappear in your cloud of sulphur before someone drops a trailer on you.
To Dirk: If nobody else slaps you, I will. This is the single dumbest goddamned thing you’ve ever done in your life (or have you STUCK your finger in a light socket or licked a frozen lamppost when you were a kid? If not, this takes the cake).
Did you do this because those nearest and dearest to you couldn’t accept your being “gay in reality?” (Instead of lonely and celibate?) If so, they have no right to call themselves your “loved one.” As for Mama M. thinking being gay is wrong, I’m going to tread down a very dangerous road here and tell you to take a hard look at her past.
And she’s judging you now BECAUSE…?
Fuck everyone else, call the Fella and be happy! Dipshit!
Oh, and
By: Aaron on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 2:28 pm
Aaron, crammit you fat-ass. You internet troll. You’re far worse then anything I might have posted.
By: I-Hate-Dirk on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 2:54 pm
Just to lighten the tone in here a bit…
In the wise words of ABBA, I hope he’s thinking of the following lyrics and sending them to you via brainwaves:
If you change your mind, I’m the first in line
Honey I’m still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you’ve got no place to go, if you’re feeling down
If you’re all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I’m still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain’t no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try
By: randi on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 3:09 pm
Honey, you don’t take a break when things feel forced you use more LUBE!!!
By: Ed on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 4:41 pm
haha. Now everone hates you as much as me and hopes you get aids and dies.
By: Brooke on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 5:02 pm
Brooke, you don’t speak for me. Hell, I’m guessing you can barely speak for yourself and someone types your comments for you because you don’t have opposable thumbs. Oh, yeah, one more thing….EAT SHIT AND DIE of whatever it is idiots die of—-stupidity, maybe?
By: catrina on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 5:58 pm
I dont understand how you can post a comment without leaving an email address. My little box says its “required”. So Dirk, why dont you harrass the two idiot posters the same way they love to harrass you. Or better yet. Post the addresses for us. We’ll do it.
By: Chrissy on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 8:32 pm
Wow.
I said I wasn’t going to comment on this post because I KNOW I’d go off.
Well, fuck it.
I’ve had a beer or four and I can’t hold my tongue.
Ya’ll should be ashamed of yourselves for jumping on the proverbial bandwagon like a bunch of fucked up shithead monkeys and giving Dirk HELL and calling him names for something you know NOTHING about.
How many of you have ever been fucking scared of relationships and did some shit that others might think of as stupid?
I have.
How many of you have given half the story on something and others have jumped your shit because they didn’t know the other half?
I have.
How many of you have made decisions you later regret?
I have.
Fuck this witch hunt and fuck all ya’ll that have NO fucking right to sit there behind your fucking computer screens and type the shit that you did to a man that has done nothing to you but LET you read his shit on a daily basis.
Ya’ll owe him some big time fucking apologies.
Dirk?
I hope this works out for you.
Love you.
Big fucking straight kisses,
Elle
By: Elle on Thursday, June 19, 2008
at 10:05 pm
Elle-whatever. You too may go fuck yourself. Just keep encouraging him to continue to be a fucker himself.
Let us read his shit on a daily basis is some blessing? Um, you dumb bitch. For so long people have been reading his daily shit, agreeing with him, hoping he finds someone he likes and isn’t a douche, and the moment he does, he gets nervous and dumps the guy?
Yeah, no disrespect on his part towards his readers. Basically all those years of complaining about not being able to find someone, are LIES.
Thanks for all the lies Dick, er Dirk.
By: WHATEVER on Friday, June 20, 2008
at 4:15 am
I think I owe Dirk an apology and not just because of Elle’s shanking.
I know I spent yesterday feeling not particularly right (and it wasn’t just the hangover) about my comment. I should have given into the softer side that would have said, “buck up, you’ll get through this,” but I didn’t and for that I am sorry. I especially feel bad for setting the tone for what became a massive pile on.
However, a certain frustration does develop in people when someone can’t seem to break self-destructive behavior. Additionally, if only half of a story is being provided, it is hard to fault the responses that are given. People can only work with the information they are handed.
If you expressed your frustration over what Dirk has done in a less than civil manner, you might want to consider apologizing. If you just saw this as an opportunity to spew vitriol and hate, you would probably be happier taking a break from this blog.
Dirk, I’m sorry for being so harsh. I am rooting for you.
By: Sarah on Friday, June 20, 2008
at 6:01 am
I’d give my left ARM (simply because I’m right handed) to find someone that treats me well. YOU find someone who treats you well and piss it away? but I know, what it feels like, you’re waiting for the other shoe to drop, so instead of waiting for it, you just rip the fucking shoe right off.
Sometimes, the heart is a terribly thing to mind.
By: Jer on Friday, June 20, 2008
at 7:52 am
I felt sorry for the tone of my comment afterwards, but I’ve met Dirk in person, and he knows I care a lot about him and that I wouldn’t say anything just to be hurtful.
As far as Elle’s “shanking,” I can’t say that it was any better than our original comments were, nor was her tone any more respectful than ours. With that in mind (and because I had about seven beers myself last night, my mouth is dry, I’m in a bad fucking mood), I’d like to address her points:
We’re not “witch-hunting,” Sweetness, we’re FRUSTRATED because we’re watching Dirk do something we hoped and prayed he would not do–throw away a relationship before he gave it a chance.
Have we been afraid of relationships? Sure. But we know that we’ll never have good ones if we don’t give them a chance when they appear to be working out. It’s scary when it starts looking serious, but think of the alternative. You’ll only kick yourself later for what might have been!
Nobody here wants to “burn” Dirk–we all love him (well, most of us!). If we seemed harsh, we’re sorry, but it’s because we all rooted for him through this whole thing and were so happy to see him finally find someone who seemed like “the one” that we’re so disappointed now. HIS happiness was OURS, so to speak. So, yeah, we’re a little pissed off that he didn’t give it a chance. Sue us.
As far as his “letting” us read his blog, climb down already! He obviously loves to write this as much as we love to read it. He knew the reaction that he’d provoke when he wrote about his breakup with The Fella. And yet he wrote about it anyway, which leads me to think he must have WANTED some kind of reaction or feedback.
Would he be happier if we all DID stop reading? He only has to say the word. We wouldn’t stop caring, however, especially those of us who’ve met him in person.
And excuse me, but “Fuck us?” No thanks.
And remember, Dirk, we’re ALL rooting for you and we love you! But we WILL get pissed off if you do something foolish! We’ll try to express it better next time.
By: Aaron on Friday, June 20, 2008
at 7:52 am
terrible, not terribly.
By: Jer on Friday, June 20, 2008
at 7:52 am
Dirk-your post is confusing. It’s obvious from the responses that you have a lot of good friends who care about you. I just can’t help but wonder about what you’re doing and if this post is even for real! If you want to be alone there’s nothing wrong with that. Just own it. If you truly want to be with someone, then you need to reassess your outlook. 42 is a bit long in the tooth to be projecting this “wounded boy”, victim persona. I hope you find what you’re looking for, but you need to work on yourself so that when you meet someone you can bring something other than fear to the table. (IMHO of course! I’m just some random ass leaving a comment!) Good luck!
By: Ray Ray on Friday, June 20, 2008
at 8:13 am
Gees, can everyone just lighten up a bit. You are all acting like this is his last chance at a relationship.
Get on down with your bad self Dirk and party like a rock star. Live your life the way you want and damn the rest.
If you needed a break, then you were right in taking one.
I think these folks may have your best interest at heart, but you do not deserve this shit. If it is meant to be, then you and the fella will hook up again.
And I thought it was really cute how you were reminiscing on what you miss of the fella. As I am the ultimate cliche fag, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.”
If he liked you then, he will like you in 30 days. Don’t worry, don’t fret, all is not lost.
By: Jim on Friday, June 20, 2008
at 2:05 pm
AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! God….”Whatever”.
Bitch? You got that right.
Dumb? Um…not so much.
I refuse to argue with a faceless, no balls, idiot such as yourself who can’t even put a name to his/her vomit.
Smooches!
(Sorry, Dirk. You know me.)
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