I really have no blogging oomph this morning so let’s just do this with bullet points, ‘kay?
~ THE INCREDIBLE HULK was not the kick ass romp that IRON MAN was. It was the bastard love child of an episode of the old Bill Bixby series and a video game. That said, it was head and shoulders above the Ang Lee outing and Liv Tyler has waaay more acting chops than Jennifer “I act with my eyes” Connelly.
~ Guess who called twice in the span of 17 minutes while I was at the movies? And guess who did not return his calls. Go ahead, guess. Yep, that’s right…
~ I played the lottery on Friday…but have yet to check my tickets. I’m gonna guess I’m the same poor fucking faggot today that I was then. Okay, $3 poorer but still the same fucking faggot…
~ I have now lost 34 lbs since January. Only 25 more to go.
~ I got the apartment. My lease starts July 5th.
~ The fella sent pic/text messages that made me laugh all weekend.
~ I ate like 6 bananas.
Edge of your seat stuff, huh? Now aren’t you glad I didn’t drag that shit out?
Congrats on the apartment! I am in the midst of looking for a new place to live after me and my BF of 6 years split last week. I pray to God I find one soon. I looked at 6 or 7 over the weekend and I liked none of them.
By: Danielle on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 10:45 am
Congrats on the new digs. IGNORE Coffee Guy–matter of fact BLOCK his ass. Glad to see you still have contact with “The Fella”–please don’t blow thsi one (OH NOW STOP–I DIDN’T MEAN IT THAT WAY)
6 bananas? As my grandma woudld say: You are going to be bound up for a week!
By: Lurker Girl on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 11:04 am
Congrats on the weight loss and the securing of the apartment. I’m glad your weekend was filled with laughter. Homestly, I like it when you “drag it out.”
By: Steven on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 11:08 am
Ewww…Coffee Guy.
I hereby award you my lifetime share of bananas. Obviously, you really like them.
You’ll have the twenty-five lbs off in a few months and have to get all new superhero t-shirts to show off the hotness.
Funny text messages, huh? Yeah, that’s so not the thing someone who is just tolerating you does. Glad he made you smile a lot.
By: Sarah on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 11:51 am
WOW! Seems to me that this Friday the 13th turned out to be VERY lucky for one Dirk Mancuso! Congrats on the digs, the weight loss, ignoring Coffee Guy, talking to the fella and becoming the proud owner of TWO walk-in closets!
I’m a little worried about the bananas, though!
By: catrina on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 11:52 am
I’m glad to see that the Fella wasn’t foolish and a quitter. Don’t you be one either, ‘kay? Don’t get too skinny, you know I love a belly on a guy. Congratulations on getting the apartment of your dreams. A closet for you and one for a guest who might sleep over. Your luck is changing so try not to blow it (unless it is in the good way) hugs, Ed
By: Ed on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 12:27 pm
Bad news, dude–judging by the Powerball billboard I pass every morning, you didn’t win, nor did anyone else. BUT that just means a bigger jackpot next time!
Congrats on the apartment and the weight loss (as long as it’s FAT loss). And as for that Fella–he WILL help you move, right? Pre-stock the fridge with goodies and move the bedroom stuff FIRST. And I hope it’s a hot muggy day so you both can wear minimal clothing….
By: Alex on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 1:22 pm
Congrats on the new apartment, on ignoring (Blech!) Coffee Guy and with continuing to stay connected to “the fella”!!!
Who knows? (Dare I say it?) With things starting to improve on all fronts maybe you had better check those lottery tickets after all!!!
By: tigeryogiji on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 1:27 pm
I’m glad you haven’t cut off *all* communication with the fella. Very glad.
By: josh on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 4:15 pm
The random banana comment was pretty funny, sir.
By: Chrissy on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 5:45 pm
I ate like 6 Bananas last year! I don’t think the Powerball is available where Dirk lives, he has Mega Millions or something like that. One might suggest to get CG to help you move but I think the only thing he’s ever lifted is that big Ego he throws around. Just how does the Fella make you laugh?
By: Ed on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 9:01 pm
Sounds generally lovely, dear. Congrats on the closets… er, the apartment. Saw Iron Man. Loved it. Didn’t see The Hulk, don’t plan to, especially after reading your review.(hadn’t planned to see it anyway)
What’s wrong with bananas? Why is everyone so up in arms about the bananas? Though, now that I think about it, if you haven’t seen your fella for a few days, I can see how eating a banana might just give you some comfort. Just sayin’.
By: javabear on Monday, June 16, 2008
at 9:51 pm
Aren’t you even a little bit curious about Coffee Guy’s 2 (not 1, but 2) texts within 17 minutes?
Congrats on the weight loss. To what do you attribute your success?
Any photos of the new apt? From the real esate listing even?
So the ‘break’ from the fella did not include texting? What did he say that made you laugh?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Mark
By: Mark on Wednesday, June 18, 2008
at 1:13 pm