Gay Daniel and Bobby are kaput.
Over.
Done with.
Finito.
El kaputo.
Seems over the big holiday weekend Gay Daniel got a big ol’ bellyful of ungrateful boyfriend and decided he was no longer interested in working 2 jobs to support a ‘roid raging gymrat who didn’t have the decency to show an ounce of gratitude or say thank you (and who, quote, “had me on a short leash and was too far up my ass”). So he showed him the door and then called and quit his job at Long John Silver’s.
The most shocking part of the entire conversation?
The huge smile on G.D.’s face and the total absence of tears as he shared his story.
Good for you, Gay Daniel.





Good for GD! I was once in an abusive relationship and sometimes (dumb as it sounds) it’s difficult to leave. I just hope he stands his ground and doesn’t allow the crazy guy back in his life.
By: catrina on Thursday, May 29, 2008
at 9:21 am
I wouldn’t hold my breath. When the backside spelunker comes lurking around, GD will give in and be open for business once again. I hear Burger King is hiring.
By: Ed on Thursday, May 29, 2008
at 9:41 am
Good for him! Let’s hope that his taste in boyfriends improves now that he’s learned his lesson…
By: tigeryogiji on Thursday, May 29, 2008
at 9:44 am
Your healthy happiness must have rubbed off on the boy.
By: Sarah on Thursday, May 29, 2008
at 11:07 am
Who’s Gay Daryl?
By: Sarah on Thursday, May 29, 2008
at 11:08 am
I could’ve told him what a relief it is to shed 200+ lbs. of ugly, stinking albatross from around one’s neck.
The sun shines brighter the day their car pulls away with the last box of their stuff in it…
By: Aaron on Thursday, May 29, 2008
at 11:45 am
Hope he gets the locks changed.
By: Lorelie on Thursday, May 29, 2008
at 1:06 pm
Sounds like along with that “big ol’ bellyful of ungrateful boyfriend”, Gay Daniel must have ordered himself a side of self-respect. Tell him congratulations for us.
Mark
By: Mark on Thursday, May 29, 2008
at 1:19 pm
Good for GD for finally getting some balls.
By: Maddog on Thursday, May 29, 2008
at 1:24 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! YOU’VE GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE 42! Have a great day Dirk, and remember you are getting better. Hugs and Kisses, from the mascot Ed.
By: Ed on Friday, May 30, 2008
at 6:13 am
YAY for GD and Happy Birthday to you!
By: obear29 on Friday, May 30, 2008
at 7:46 am
Happy Birthday!!!
By: tigeryogiji on Friday, May 30, 2008
at 9:10 am
Happy birthday!
By: Aaron on Friday, May 30, 2008
at 9:21 am
Happy Birthday, Dirk! I hope you took the day off and are having so much fun you’ll just HAVE to blog about it!
By: catrina on Friday, May 30, 2008
at 9:22 am
Happy Birthday to the sweetest! All the best to the best!
Yay Daniel!
By: jalishouse on Friday, May 30, 2008
at 9:53 am
FINALLY!
By: cb on Friday, May 30, 2008
at 11:20 am
I’m sure it’s best for the boy. Hope the other guy doesn’t go psycho on him.
By: josh on Sunday, June 1, 2008
at 7:00 am