1. How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off? I have 2 and the balance is paid off each month.

2. Can you be in love with someone you don’t trust? Maybe some people can, but I can’t. And won’t.

3. Should prostitution be legal? Yes. People are going to get them some sex one way or another and a system whereby prostitutes are required to have physical exams and blood tests on a regular basis would help cut down on the spread of STDs.

4. On a scale of 1-10, how good of a lover do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest). I’ll say a 6 (but only because of my oral proclivities). However, I think I might get a 7 or 8 in the “gives it his all” department — there’s very little I won’t suck, lick, fondle, nuzzle, pinch, bite, or squeeze to make my man feel good and bring him to climax.

5. What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them? Assuming there will be sex on the first date, showing up unclean/with any sort of body odor, and telling me they are married/in an open relationship.

***Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your worst date ever. Better yet, why don’t you take your pick…? I’m sure one of these qualifies.