“You look down today, Dirk.”
“Nope, just thinking.”
“Personal stuff?”
“Something like that.”
“Oh.”
Cue Gay Daniel taking a moment before a lightbulb goes off over his head.
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Cue Gay Daniel looking all around before leaning in conspiratorially.
“Is yours giving you trouble too?”
Cue Dirk delivering the slow blink.
“I don’t know why I didn’t realize it before. Boy-frieeeeeeeNNNNNNNNNNds — they can be such a handful, huh?”*
Oh, Gay Daniel — you truly are sharp as a tack.
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*NOTE: the second syllable of boyfriends should be sung in a high voice.
Your fella can be a handful. Mine can be a handful. Daniel’s, however, is really more of a knuckle sandwich sort of problem.
By: Sarah on Thursday, May 15, 2008
at 4:04 pm
Gay Daniel would love to have your problem. A guy who loves you too much. His only fault being that some time in the far, far future he may leave you. As my grandma would say, “Don’t go pooping in your own nest”. Have a great time tonight and don’t hurry home. Spring is the time for lovers. You are so fucking lucky or is that lucking fucky?
By: Ed on Thursday, May 15, 2008
at 4:08 pm
Enough about what he said. We want pictures of what he looks like.
By: Maddog on Thursday, May 15, 2008
at 4:42 pm
Well now he can tell that nosy nelly coworker and she’ll gossip about it across the office! Hooray!
By: cb on Friday, May 16, 2008
at 10:21 am
LOL – and when will Gay Daniel be graduating from high school?
Mark
By: Mark on Friday, May 16, 2008
at 11:50 am
He really is a supernova in more ways than one.
By: josh on Sunday, May 18, 2008
at 8:09 am