Comments on: I knew it!

By: josh

josh — Sun, 18 May 2008 13:47:17 +0000

I thought they *all* came that way.

BTW, the “butt with teeth” thing has indeed been done. Thank you, William S. Burroughs. No doubt he was inspired by vagina dentata.

By: javabear

javabear — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:42:00 +0000

I heard a story long long ago (it might have been a dirty joke, come to think about it) about a contraption devised to be inserted up there to accomplish the same thing. It was a medieval thing, concerning knights and a queen.

By: Tilly Screams

Tilly Screams — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:03:52 +0000

On their honeymoon night:

Newlywed wife: “See dear, I told you it didn’t have teeth!”

Newlywed husband: “How could it with gums like that?”

By: Maddog

Maddog — Thu, 08 May 2008 04:49:29 +0000

I was scared of them without the teeth this is just horrifying. I don’t even know what to make of it.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 08 May 2008 04:17:43 +0000

Like a vagina needs teeth to be fierce. Please, we can spit humans out of there (which is usually enough to scare straight men).

By: suzy

suzy — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:38:47 +0000

That must be the movie my step-daughter was talking about a while back. As she’s rambling on about this dumb-fuck movie, all I could think was, “Who would have enough time and money to waste to even make something so stupid and pointless?”

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:25:06 +0000

And by the way, I loved the way everytime she snatched off (sorry, had to) a penis with her jaws of life the blood would pour out of the guy’s lack of manhood but she would escape without so much as a splattering. Even when she wore her best summer white dress. Come on! I know that it’s a movie, but shouldn’t she look like something out of the killing fields if she’s got the vagina screaming “feed me Seymour” and snatching (again) off young sometimes HOT looking men’s john-thomases.

Anyway, i ain’t going near one of those clits of death. They all look like they are angry and just need a half a reason to go off.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:20:01 +0000

I just rented this movie yesterday and watched it. THANK GOD I’M GAY. I aint never heard of a butt with teeth in it, unless I’m biting on someone’s behind, but that’s a WHOLE different story.

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:02:47 +0000

This is merely gross. Wait’ll someone makes one for our market segment about a cute bottom with teeth in his…well, you get it. Now THAT’s a horror movie.

By: cb

cb — Wed, 07 May 2008 21:35:36 +0000

You mean vaginas DON’T normally have teeth??

I just assumed they were all like Golgafringian vaginas…