Has anyone seen this:
As if I weren’t anti-pussy enough already, along comes a movie about a girl with vagina dentata.
Snatch choppers.
A carniverous vah-jay-jay.
Lovely.
I always thought those things looked like they would bite your dick off.
Posted by: dirkmancuso | Wednesday, May 7, 2008
I knew it!
Posted in Hence the title..., Scary movies
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Totally. I’ve had gynadentaphobia for as long as I can remember!
By: seriouslyflippant on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 2:48 pm
O M F G! I can’t believe they’d make a movie like that. How could anybody put their dick in a hole with teeth? Oh wait, isn’t that what Oral sex is? I know Dear Abbey said oral sex is more than just talking about sex.
Let’s take this through to it’s ultimate conclusion, shall we? Oh No! This newborn baby looks like it went through a shredder!
The first movie I ever saw at a drive-in theater (remember those?)was It’s alive! the tag line went something like this: “There is only one thing wrong with the Johnson’s new baby, It’s alive! Turns out the little ankle biter was a monster and he killed the doctor and nurse that delivered him. I suppose if he had to go through a set of teeth he wouldn’t have been to happy either.
Thanks for getting my mind off of things for awhile, Dirk, your a comedian and linguistics genius. (if BB 10 passes you by this time they are crazy)
By: Ed on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 2:51 pm
If the above DVD scares you, I recommend you avoid 1982’s “Lady Terminator”, which has a similar theme. Tagline: First she mates, then she terminates!
I second Ed’s comment: your blog makes me laugh out loud on a regular basis. Just remember that I’m laughing WITH you!
By: jimsmuse on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 3:08 pm
ha ha ha ha ha
By: ShondaLand on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 3:16 pm
You mean vaginas DON’T normally have teeth??
I just assumed they were all like Golgafringian vaginas…
By: cb on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 3:35 pm
This is merely gross. Wait’ll someone makes one for our market segment about a cute bottom with teeth in his…well, you get it. Now THAT’s a horror movie.
By: Alex on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 5:02 pm
I just rented this movie yesterday and watched it. THANK GOD I’M GAY. I aint never heard of a butt with teeth in it, unless I’m biting on someone’s behind, but that’s a WHOLE different story.
By: Tyler on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 5:20 pm
And by the way, I loved the way everytime she snatched off (sorry, had to) a penis with her jaws of life the blood would pour out of the guy’s lack of manhood but she would escape without so much as a splattering. Even when she wore her best summer white dress. Come on! I know that it’s a movie, but shouldn’t she look like something out of the killing fields if she’s got the vagina screaming “feed me Seymour” and snatching (again) off young sometimes HOT looking men’s john-thomases.
Anyway, i ain’t going near one of those clits of death. They all look like they are angry and just need a half a reason to go off.
By: Tyler on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 5:25 pm
That must be the movie my step-daughter was talking about a while back. As she’s rambling on about this dumb-fuck movie, all I could think was, “Who would have enough time and money to waste to even make something so stupid and pointless?”
By: suzy on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 7:38 pm
Like a vagina needs teeth to be fierce. Please, we can spit humans out of there (which is usually enough to scare straight men).
By: Sarah on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 10:17 pm
I was scared of them without the teeth this is just horrifying. I don’t even know what to make of it.
By: Maddog on Wednesday, May 7, 2008
at 10:49 pm
On their honeymoon night:
Newlywed wife: “See dear, I told you it didn’t have teeth!”
Newlywed husband: “How could it with gums like that?”
By: Tilly Screams on Thursday, May 8, 2008
at 1:03 pm
I heard a story long long ago (it might have been a dirty joke, come to think about it) about a contraption devised to be inserted up there to accomplish the same thing. It was a medieval thing, concerning knights and a queen.
By: javabear on Thursday, May 8, 2008
at 1:42 pm
I thought they *all* came that way.
BTW, the “butt with teeth” thing has indeed been done. Thank you, William S. Burroughs. No doubt he was inspired by vagina dentata.
By: josh on Sunday, May 18, 2008
at 7:47 am