Mark over at Tales of the Sissy tagged with this meme and we all know if I’m a whore for anything (other than hairy men and tasty cock) it’s an easy post. Of course, this one proved not so easy initially — obviously my first choice would be the love of my life, Mr. John Stamos. But sadly, my sweet Johnny has not had much of a film career which made the initial question pretty damn hard…

1. Pick a single person past or present who works in the film industry you would like to have dinner with. And tell us why you chose this person. This was so hard because I totally wanted to go with my beloved Jennifer Aniston but instead I could not pass up a chance to dine with the uber sexy and talented Mr. Matthew Fox of PARTY OF FIVE and LOST, and one of the stars of the upcoming film SPEED RACER in which he will appear encased in black leather (hubba hubba!) as Racer X. I chose Foxy because he brings a certain down to earth, everyman charm to his roles that makes him seem almost attainable under the right circumstances. Almost.

2. Set the table for your dinner. What would you eat? Would it be in a home or at a restaurant? And what would you wear? Feel free to elaborate on the details. I think a quiet barbecue on the patio would be nice. Homemade garden salad with grilled chicken and some fire roasted veggies for the main course, with thick slices of apple pie a la mode for dessert (Matthew loves pie and ice cream — his website said so). And of course, I’d have an ample supply of Matthew’s favorite beer, Bohemia, on hand. I of course would not partake of the beer (you’ll understand why in a bit) and would instead partake of the iced tea. My wardrobe choice would be simple and down to earth, just like Foxy — a Green Lantern ringer tee and jeans.

3. List five thoughtful questions you would ask this person during dinner.
If you couldn’t have been an actor, what profession do you think you would have found yourself in?
What’s your favorite book?
How totally hot was Ben Browder in person when he was Sam Brody on Pof5?
What role either in film or television have you lost that you wanted more than anything?
Would you like a blow job with your beer? (Now you know why I couldn’t have the beer and the apple pie…)

4. When all is said and done, select six bloggers to pass this Meme along to. I totally suck at the tagging thing, so I’m just going to tag Zac over at Euphonic Gumshoe and anyone who wants to give this a go, feel free.

5. Link back to Lazy Eye Theatre, so people know the mastermind behind this Meme.

Done.