Posted by: dirkmancuso | Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Extreme Makeover: Tucker Mancuso Edition

Somebody was looking a wee bit scroungy after the holidays…

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…so it was off to the groomers this wintry morning. Thank God he is mad crushing on the super adorable Ms. Allison (think Rachel Bilson from THE OC) who does his doo. The second he saw her, I was forgotten.

Sighhhhhhhh. It’s always so hard when your little one takes those first steps of independence.

Tune in this afternoon for the after pic…

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“I’m too sexy for my neck-kerchief, too sexy for my neck-kerchief, too sexy by far” Edit:

Well, he’s ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack!

And looking uber-adorable, if I do say so myself. Miss Allison has such a way with him. (And come clean, Fred Jones of Scooby Doo fame aside, when’s the last time you saw gay neckwear worn with such panache?)

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  1. Let’s hope he doesn’t turn out to look like a Mexican Hairless. I seem to remember DeShawn’s dog being put into your gay hands and the results were not so good. I think Tucker looks fine the way he is but I’m sure some Dogscaping wouldn’t hurt. Read this part aloud to Tucker: “What a good doggie, Yes he’em is such a good doggie”. “Dirky just woves his wittle Tucker Doggie”. You would be such a great father to a child. It would be so sexy to see your parental concern and protectiveness come out.

  2. Sorry Dirk, brain fart or old age, what e-v-e-r! It is DuShawn and Patrice. I think the puppy was called Clem and they put him into your all knowing hands only to have you take him to Fontaine the Gay entrepreneur who made him into a sex kitten. Thank Gawd for the Blogroll. I’m sure Lady Allison will do a fine job. Try not to rent him out to the dog fucking friends on Gay.com. haha. I think they like Dobermans better anyway. Let’s see the after pictures and I promise not to laugh.

  3. that dog is too cute!

  4. Cairns are supposed to look a little shaggy. In the first photo he looked fine! Do you have him “stripped” (keep it clean people!) or do you just get him trimmed?

    We used to just have them trim our Cairn. (Sniff!) I miss my little guy… :(

  5. “when’s the last time you saw gay neckwear worn with such panache?”

    When the gay rodeo folks last came in to Touche.

  6. Oh how sweet and what cute eyes he looks so proud. Lady Allison done good. Tucker looks like a new doggie. All clean cut and ready to go to a Gay rodeo.
    Dirk, if you had a child you could put a scarf around his neck and pink cowboy boots and trot him off to school. He might get laughed at and even bullied but then what gay boy hasn’t been poked at?

  7. I love the scruffy look.

  8. Now that’s one good lookin’ pup!

  9. I think the last bit of the song lyric should have been, “So sexy I queefed.”

  10. What a beautiful baby!

  11. Awww, he’s adorable. My Westie looks just like that after a haircut. Is Tucker a terrier?

  12. I don’t even normally like dogs, but that is a cute pooch!


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