1. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be? Karen and Mac MacKenzie’s house on KNOTS LANDING. I have lusted after that kitchen since the first time I saw it.
2. If you had a clone, what would you make it do so you could have free time? I’d have it go to work for me — I’ve had enough of that asylum.
3. Who was your best friend when you were 8? When you were 13? Age 8 – some dumbass named Mike. Age 13 – Mia.
4. If you could travel anywhere, where would it be & why? At this point in my lie, I have no real desire to go anywhere. It’s a hassle to pack and not much fun to go alone; even worse to be the fifth wheel on a trip with friends. I’d rather just stay home with the cat.
5. Would you hate loosing your sight or hearing most? Sight. I am a very visual person. Plus, you can always turn on the closed captioning to watch a movie or tv show.***Bonus (as in optional): Nature or nurture? Nature all the way. If my mother had her way, I’d be married with a dozen kids by now.For weekly TMI Tuesday questions, click here.

Now, about that headache…

I saw CLOVERFIELD yesterday at 11am and my head is still fucking throbbing. It’s not that it’s a bad movie — it’s not. It has a pretty cast (I’d blow any of the 3 male leads) and a decent story — but it also has that stupid fucking BLAIR WITCH PROJECT hand-held camera shit.

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t get the whole “let’s-shake-the-ever-loving-fuck-out-off-the-camera-so-that-nothing-is-discernible” trend that is so popular these days. I didn’t think that BLAIR WITCH shit was scary and those BOURNE movies put me in a goddamn coma with all the jiggling. Call me crazy, label me a nut but I actually like to see what the hell is going on. And the rescue of one character had the potential to be a pretty scary and suspenseful action sequence, but instead is just fucking jiggly lame thanks to the “hip” filming.

Thank goodness the monster is pretty fucking cool.