Comments on: “I Left My Heart…” – Part 2: Shop ’til you drop

By: …and lo it did lumber from the shadows, heavy with the weight of its own immensity, and the natives did tremble and shudder and they called it Mailbag Monday: September 2008 Edition « Too Disgusting to Contemplate, Too Compelling to Ignore

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:07:31 +0000

[...] Our first question comes from The Ring: [...]

By: Cameron

Cameron — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:09:02 +0000

In&Out Burger has outlets in two other western states as well as CA: Arizona and Nevada.

By: josh

josh — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:48:42 +0000

Oh, I *bet* you had the pork sausage.

So, was it really the most enormous fucking calzone you’d ever seen? I’ve seen some pretty big ones on the Internet.

By: tornwordo

tornwordo — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:41:54 +0000

I love the part where the ring made her “see”.

By: jalishouse

jalishouse — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:05:06 +0000

Gorgeous and sexy AND hilarious too.

I hope ring (he doesn’t get a capital yet) didn’t fuck up. Why didn’t he go with you to hang out that night?

You didn’t spend too much at Disney – I expected a triple digit bill at least.

Dirk says: …oh, my Disney shopping wasn’t over yet, Jali…

By: Larry

Larry — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:03:27 +0000

Gotta go w/ Stephen, Lela, and the Professor – you look great! (Actually, I think you’re pretty hot!!) Sweet baby Jesus… looks, brains, and biting wit? What more (aside from a boyfriend and winning the Lotto) could one want?!?
Dirk says: …where you been all my life, Larry?

By: catrina

catrina — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:30:35 +0000

Being the daughter of an ‘old school’ midwest couple, I’ve heard a rant or two about ‘those lesbians’ out in public. But yet when I finally got up the nerve to tell her her niece (my cousin) is gay, my Mom’s response was….wait for it…”Yes, Patti has always been such a happy girl.” True story. I can hardly wait to be out with them and use your line about the hetero’s. My Mom will probably hurl! I can hardly wait……..
Dirk says: …oh, Catrina….

By: Dawn

Dawn — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:50:48 +0000

Thanks for sharing the pictures of yourself. It’s great to have a face to go with the witty writings!! You look different than I pictured. I imagined you heavier, and no facial hair. You also look much younger than you are.
Dirk says: …”I imagined you heavier.” Oh. Em. Gee. Good to know I skew fat in my ramblings. LOL

By: cb

cb — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:50:34 +0000

Um, that’s QUITE the ring… on a man…
Dirk says: …tell me about it – Alcatraz wasn’t the only rock in San Francisco that week.

By: Professor

Professor — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:22:15 +0000

You look great! The shoes are ugly! Can’t wait for more! (And did you remember to check Old navy for the 2fer sale?)
Dirk says: …what’s that about the shoes? Say again? (Are you listening, Ring?)