SCARY PERSONALS GUY: hello
DIRK MANCUSO: hey
***Dirk reads Scary Personals Guy’s profile***
DIRK MANCUSO: curious here about something in your profile
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: go for it
DIRK MANCUSO: you mention you are into saline injections…i’ve never heard of that
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: yes, saline injections and you can call me Mr.
DIRK MANCUSO: injections where, Mister?
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: that’s Master, not mister
DIRK MANCUSO: so noted. so where do you give these injections?
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: you can easily fill your testicle sac (scrotum) with 500cc of sodium chloride (.9% normal saline) and you can inject 5-6 cc into each testicle
DIRK MANCUSO: doesn’t that hurt?
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: you need to address me as Master
DIRK MANCUSO: doesn’t that hurt, master?
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: I have seen the guys happy that I have injected. I have done my scrotum and I liked it
DIRK MANCUSO: i’ll pass, thanks
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: I was a surgical assistant for 13 years. I have held a heart in my hand so I think your nuts would be safe with Me
DIRK MANCUSO: that’s all very special, but i am a bit squeamish around needles
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: well, if you submit to me, you will not even be seeing what is going on
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: you would have a leather or rubber hood on
DIRK MANCUSO: i would still feel it
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: you would just feel pressure and a stick
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: your not a fuckin baby are you?
DIRK MANCUSO: i’m not going to lie — when it comes to needles i am a huge fucking baby
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: well, that is something to push your limits
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: like having your cock pinned to a board with 20 needles
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: just through the skin
DIRK MANCUSO: i’d be screaming my ass off if you even looked at pin cushion and then turned my way
SCARY PERSONALS GUY: good. you can have a ball gag and bite it
DIRK MANCUSO: shhhhh…you had me at “easily fill your testicle sac (scrotum) with 500cc of sodium chloride”
Every time I think I’ve heard everything some weirdo raises the bar. That is so cool. So when is needle dick going to inject your nuts? How many times I’ve sat at home thinking I wish somebody would pin my cock to a board with 20 needles? Just what is the purpose of having 500cc of salt water injected into the scrotum? 5-6 cc into each testicle would do some damage to those tender glands. Of course Master will more than likely put them in a jar on a shelf with all the others after he’s through. Uh I think I’ll have to pass.
By: eddy1952 on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 6:06 am
Can you pass me the salt?
By: tornwordo on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 6:37 am
OMG …..just OMG
By: YNAGER65 on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 8:21 am
I’ve heard of boob jobs, but never nut jobs. Well, I’ve heard of nut jobs, but not from this angle. So, this Master Surgical Assistant enjoys inflating his partner’s jewels to the royal size of the Hope Diamond, eh? It appears that he has seen one too many surgical procedures and felt his creativity has been stunted by having his only surgery role be the one that just hands the instruments to the surgeons. He elevates the visual of “grab life by the balls” to a whole new level. Something tells me this guy will not be happy until he’s got you walking bowl-legged and looking like an upside down Dolly Parton.
By: Miss Bliss on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 8:27 am
OMG! I’m so glad I didn’t get any sleep last night. I’d be screaming if I had read that with a fully functioning brain.
By: Sarah on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 9:16 am
Holy crap, where do you find these people?
By: suzy on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 9:55 am
Owch that hurts to think about it and I don’t have any balls.
The oddest request came from a guy I had been dating for a few months. I guess he hit his comfort zone with me because one night he asked me to put a rubber band around his balls tightly and then poke them with a toothpick.
I couldn’t do it. It just didn’t seem right. I like freaky but not that freaky.
By: Weekends Off on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 10:08 am
Um…eew.
By: tigeryogi on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 11:16 am
I’ve seen the pictures of those guys, it’s a whole fetish. My wonderful husband knows I enjoy hearing about the latest “weirdness” out there in Online Land, so he has sent me links about the furries and the poppers and the baby people and even the baby furry people; which combines two strange fetishes at once! And yeah, the guys who inject saline into their Naughty Bits. Years and years ago. Maybe…6 years ago? *sighs*
Thanks, Hubs! ;-P
From what I gathered, they get so involved with blowing up their nuts and cocks with saline that they can’t even fuck anymore. They just show off pictures to each other about how Ginormous they now look! Even though they can’t do anything with it anymore.
O_o
By: Amber on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 1:11 pm
yikes I clenched my legs shut sitting here reading this…
That guy is freaking twisted!!
Have a great (long) weekend Dirk
By: The Persian on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 1:26 pm
Now that’s just nutty! Ha, get it? hahaheheh, ahem
Alright, sorry, I’ll go back to my corner now.
Happy holiday weekend!!!
By: Katrina on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 3:24 pm
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.
By: ScottsdaleGirl on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 5:00 pm
I’m loving the last line.
By: one3y3 on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 5:29 pm
Gives a whole new meaning to “pin prick,” doesn’t it?
I must ask: what is the deal with the saline injections? I mean, I like my nuts salted and all, but…
(no, really: what does this add to one’s pleasure? just curious)
By: Mad Queen Bess on Friday, August 31, 2007
at 7:26 pm
Ermmm.. you find some really weird people – far too easily to be healthy.
By: jessica on Saturday, September 1, 2007
at 12:06 am
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Wasn’t that the line in the first draft script of JERRY MAGUIRE? Then that bitch changed it to “You had me at hello” in some fucking rehearsal and screwed it all up.
You’re a genius, Dirk. A friggin’ genius.
And by the by, isn’t the title of “Master” something one earns, not demands? What a putz…
By: Stephen on Saturday, September 1, 2007
at 12:20 am
I understand that everyone has their own idea of “sexy”, but this fetish just baffles me and to be quite honest, scares me.
By: Geeky Tai-Tai on Sunday, September 2, 2007
at 12:30 am
“Scary Personals Guy” is redundant. And I thought I’d met some freaks that way. You win.
By: michael sean morris on Monday, September 3, 2007
at 5:12 pm
Its ironic that I just chatted with a guy in Canada that ALSO injected his sack with saline. But 1 liter. Next time he wanted to go up to 1500 mL. Nice.
By: cb on Monday, September 3, 2007
at 8:22 pm
…and here I felt bad because nobody had responded to my gay.com personals ad. You’ve just made me feel much, much better about that…
By: Bigg on Tuesday, September 4, 2007
at 1:15 pm
I thought about posting an online personal ad but wasn’t sure it was the right choice- you just made the decision for me. Thank you! Scrath that item off the to do list- being single and alone is just all well and good for me! (And once again, i learned something new today… just when I thought I heard it all… sheesh! Saline in your sack????)
By: Professor on Saturday, September 8, 2007
at 1:29 pm
Love your blog….that last response was…well…priceless!
By: Zack Bunker on Thursday, September 13, 2007
at 6:44 pm
very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
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at 6:34 am
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at 9:05 am
where can i reach the guy that wanted to inject your testicles with saline?
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at 12:07 am
Id like to meet this guy to beat the everloving shit out of him but he’d probably like it, and id end up having to kill him.
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at 10:59 am