Posted by: dirkmancuso | Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Today is the first day of the rest of my hellish existence at this sinkhole of humanity…

…but at least I’m not alone.

Knowing full well I would be taking this position and that there would 2 positions opening up in that division at the same time, I did a little fancy footwork, pushed some paperwork through, and back-doored 2 of my favorite people into those positions, insuring my approval of at least a couple of my new underlings and successfully screwing Randy by taking 2 of his best people along with me.

Yes, that’s right — I not only changed positions but I took Melina and Carly along with me. I simply slid the transfer paperwork into a pile on Randy’s desk, then pushed it through before he realized what he had signed. Imagine his expression when he realized Monday that he wasn’t just losing me, but the next 2 most productive individuals in that division.

Hee hee.

It was almost as priceless as the look on mine this morning when Melina told me she’s pregnant.


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  1. So much news!!!!

    :)

  2. That is one of the greatest last-day-of-work stories ever told. You are the master. You screwed Randy and we still get Melina stories – Yippee!

  3. Good for you. And bad for you at the same time. I hope she stays as productive up until she has to leave. Does she plan on coming back?

  4. Wait, the big news is that Dirk is the father of Melina’s baby. So much like a soap opera. Oh to see the look on Randy’s face. I think you’ll still be doing lunch with Ava?
    Dirk, you are a smoothy! That’s why we love you!

  5. Whew! Wouldn’t want to be missing out on those Melina stories. Especially now that she’s preggers!

  6. Wait……I thought Melina was old.

    And someone actually had sex with her?

    DAMN.

  7. Oh, I cannot wait to read the ob/gyn vocab as put forth by Melina.

    You sly dog!

  8. You should SO be on Big Brother! They’re the backdoor phenoms! Good job on the old switcheroo!

  9. I KNEW it would be at least Carly…how did you manage to keep Melina (the heffalump?) from spilling the beans prematurely? Or did she not know?

  10. Don’t tell me…………Ava is the father of Melina’s fetus!

  11. Thats fantastic! I can’t believe Melina is breeding (again). Lets hope she can spell her childs name this time round.

  12. How long Before Ava tells us she invented modern Ob/Gyn procedures?

  13. You know, its a bloody shame that its illegal to discriminate against pregnant women. They fuck up everything and have impunity!

  14. I don’t know how I entertained myself before I found this blog… :)

  15. Here’s a little something to brighten your day, Dirk!

  16. oy vey

  17. YAY and whoa!

  18. OMG Double time

  19. [...] Melina, now [...]


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