…but at least I’m not alone.
Knowing full well I would be taking this position and that there would 2 positions opening up in that division at the same time, I did a little fancy footwork, pushed some paperwork through, and back-doored 2 of my favorite people into those positions, insuring my approval of at least a couple of my new underlings and successfully screwing Randy by taking 2 of his best people along with me.
Yes, that’s right — I not only changed positions but I took Melina and Carly along with me. I simply slid the transfer paperwork into a pile on Randy’s desk, then pushed it through before he realized what he had signed. Imagine his expression when he realized Monday that he wasn’t just losing me, but the next 2 most productive individuals in that division.
Hee hee.
It was almost as priceless as the look on mine this morning when Melina told me she’s pregnant.





So much news!!!!
By: Me on Wednesday, August 8, 2007
at 11:00 am
That is one of the greatest last-day-of-work stories ever told. You are the master. You screwed Randy and we still get Melina stories – Yippee!
By: Sarah on Wednesday, August 8, 2007
at 11:13 am
Good for you. And bad for you at the same time. I hope she stays as productive up until she has to leave. Does she plan on coming back?
By: Katrina on Wednesday, August 8, 2007
at 11:15 am
Wait, the big news is that Dirk is the father of Melina’s baby. So much like a soap opera. Oh to see the look on Randy’s face. I think you’ll still be doing lunch with Ava?
Dirk, you are a smoothy! That’s why we love you!
By: Ed on Wednesday, August 8, 2007
at 11:21 am
Whew! Wouldn’t want to be missing out on those Melina stories. Especially now that she’s preggers!
By: Mad Queen Bess on Wednesday, August 8, 2007
at 11:38 am
Wait……I thought Melina was old.
And someone actually had sex with her?
DAMN.
By: JenneLou on Wednesday, August 8, 2007
at 12:45 pm
Oh, I cannot wait to read the ob/gyn vocab as put forth by Melina.
You sly dog!
By: Lemuel on Wednesday, August 8, 2007
at 12:48 pm
You should SO be on Big Brother! They’re the backdoor phenoms! Good job on the old switcheroo!
By: catrina on Wednesday, August 8, 2007
at 2:13 pm
I KNEW it would be at least Carly…how did you manage to keep Melina (the heffalump?) from spilling the beans prematurely? Or did she not know?
By: Aaron on Wednesday, August 8, 2007
at 2:20 pm
Don’t tell me…………Ava is the father of Melina’s fetus!
By: Nanette on Wednesday, August 8, 2007
at 6:12 pm
Thats fantastic! I can’t believe Melina is breeding (again). Lets hope she can spell her childs name this time round.
By: Phishez on Thursday, August 9, 2007
at 6:15 am
How long Before Ava tells us she invented modern Ob/Gyn procedures?
By: Erc on Thursday, August 9, 2007
at 6:19 am
You know, its a bloody shame that its illegal to discriminate against pregnant women. They fuck up everything and have impunity!
By: cb on Thursday, August 9, 2007
at 7:37 am
I don’t know how I entertained myself before I found this blog…
By: tigeryogi on Thursday, August 9, 2007
at 8:59 am
Here’s a little something to brighten your day, Dirk!
By: Keith on Thursday, August 9, 2007
at 10:45 am
oy vey
By: question girl on Thursday, August 9, 2007
at 10:57 am
YAY and whoa!
By: Jer on Friday, August 10, 2007
at 8:03 am
OMG Double time
By: Professor on Sunday, August 12, 2007
at 5:14 pm
[...] Melina, now [...]
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at 1:46 pm