Got back from my road trip later than expected and consequently late to work, so not much time to update. I do, however, have two things to say:
(1) You are an asshole, Bruce.
(2) Hotel housekeeping ain’t what it used to be. Witness the horror on the toilet at our hotel:
I’m not sure why the pic is so small, but in case you cannot see what it is, it’s a friggin’ pubic hair on the porcelain part by where your dick would be if you sat down to piss (which I most certainly did NOT do with God only knows what germs copulating with that crotch foliage in the Hot Zone).
Updates through out the day if I get a chance…if not, tune in tomorrow for details.
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Ack. I certainly hope that you called Housekeeping and read them the riot act!
By: tigeryogi on Thursday, June 28, 2007
at 11:37 am
EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww…
Sorry that the trip (it seems) didn’t turn out well. Did they at least serve you jizz-free chicken this time?
By: Aaron on Thursday, June 28, 2007
at 11:46 am
Oh my…I don’t know what’s worse–pubic hair or assholes.
I do like the pic of you though.
By: Me on Thursday, June 28, 2007
at 12:18 pm
In my picture album the caption of the new picture reads Dirk looking handsome and sweet.
Please explain what happened and why Bruce is an Asshole besides what I know about him already.
Could it have something to do with your not saying what you bought at the Disney Store? He must not know yu very well if he thought you would be happy if you missed your disney fix.
Glad your back alive and safe.
By: Ed on Thursday, June 28, 2007
at 12:33 pm
Oh no! What did Bruce do?
By: The Therapist on Thursday, June 28, 2007
at 12:51 pm
Hmmmm.
By: Kevin on Thursday, June 28, 2007
at 1:24 pm
Pubic hair bad…Picture of you good…
By: Tony on Thursday, June 28, 2007
at 2:31 pm
Well… That was quick… ummm… pube on the seat, did you check the sheets Blehk…
That fucking pic of you is HOT.
I have a question for MailBag Monday…
Would you ever date a hairdresser?
Dirk says: fire is hot — that pic isn’t even tepid.
By: Synrgy on Thursday, June 28, 2007
at 4:54 pm
That picture is so Hot I got 3rd degree burns when I picked it up. In it you look just like Justin a straight guy I had a crush on back in my younger and stupider days. LOL.
By: Ed on Thursday, June 28, 2007
at 7:14 pm
yea a pic of you — ewww the pic from the hotel…..
and since i am bored out of my skull and will not be going to the gym since super trainer is having her surgery (re: my post), and i am STILL not able to sign my new contract, thus i cannot go house/apt hunting in my new city: i am more than willing to expend pent up energy beating bruce up if need be…. just tell me when and where
By: question girl on Friday, June 29, 2007
at 12:46 am
Hmm, I had a recent encounter with stray pubic hairs at a hotel recently as well. Mine were found IN THE BED. We were so grossed out we checked out at midnight and drove all the way home.
By: TJ on Friday, June 29, 2007
at 4:01 am
Glad your home safely. Can’t wait to hear the details. Especially since it seems it didn’t turn out as planned.
By: maddog on Friday, June 29, 2007
at 4:45 am