I spotted this last fall over at Dr. Sparky Louise Veronica Horton’s place and knew right then and there I had to have it. So I did what any sharp witted klepto would do — I snatched that bitch and then tucked it away for safe keeping until it seemed all fresh and new. (Ain’t I the shit?)

***Author’s Note: Now, I’ll cop to owning most of the stuff on here up through 1990, but after that — oh, hell no. Especially that Mariah Carey shit. She just opens her mouth and my ball sack shrinks up.

1966 – When a Man Loves a Woman by Percy Sledge
1967 – Respect by Aretha Franklin
1968 – Mrs. Robinson by Simon & Garfunkel
1969 – Get Back by The Beatles
1970 – Everything is Beautiful by Ray Stevens
1971 – Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones
1972 – I’ll Take You There by the Staple Singers
1973 – My Love by Paul McCatrney & Wings
1974 – The Streak by Ray Stevens
1975 – Before the Next Teardrop Falls by Freddie Fender
1976 – Love Hangover by Diana Ross
1977 – Sir Duke by Stevie Wonder
1978 – Too Much.Too Little, Too Late by Johnnny Mathis and Deniece Williams
1979 – Hot Stuff by Donna Summer
1980 – Call Me by Blondie
1981 – Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes
1982 – Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
1983 – Flashdance (What a Feeling) by Irene Cara
1984 – Let’s Hear It For the Boy by Deneice Williams
1985 – Everything She Wants by Wham!
1986 – Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston
1987 – With or Without You by U2
1988 – One More Try – George Michael
1989 – Rock On by Michael Damian
1990 – Vogue by Madonna
1991 – I Don’t Want to Cry by Mariah Carey
1992 – Jump by Kriss Kross
1993 – That’s The Way Love Goes by Janet Jackson
1994 – I Swear by All-4-One
1995 – Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman? by Bryan Adams
1996 – The Crossroads by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
1997 – MMMBop by Hanson
1998 – My All by Mariah Carey
1999 – Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin
2000 – Maria Maria by Santana
2001 – Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya, and Pink
2002 – Foolish by Ashanti
2003 – 21 Questions by 50 Cent
2004 – Burn by Usher
2005 – We Belong Together by Mariah Carey
2006 – Ridin’ by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone

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