Shonda tagged me.

*Three Things That Scare Me
1. Scary conservative people who think only those that share their views deserve any rights in this country
2. Disease
3. Unemployment

Three People Who Make Me Laugh
1. Molly Shannon
2. Laurie
3. The cast of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

*Three Things I Love
1. My cat
2. Thunderstorms
3. Dairy Queen ice cream

*Three Things I Hate
1. My job
2. Bigotry/Racism
3. Mayonnaise

*Three Things I Don’t Understand
1. The whole Dungeons and Dragons phenomena
2. People who don’t practice good hygiene
3. How SCRUBS has been on as long as it has

*Three Things On My Desk
1. Spiderman action figure
2. A flyer for “the most outrageous, hardcore man-sex imaginable — now on dvd!!!”
3. Aquafina Hydrating Lip Oil

*Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Live somewhere where you aren’t judged by the person you love
2. Learn to accept my own faults and imperfections
3. Know a moment of true peace and happiness

*Three Things I Can Do
1. Laugh like Pee-Wee Herman
2. Make a mean pasta salad
3. Pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time

*Three Things I Can’t Do
1. Any math past long division
2. Drive a stick shift
3. Read a map

*Three Things I Think You Should Listen To
1. Happenstance by Rachel Yamagata — amazing cd!
2. Your doctor
3. Your conscience

*Three Things You Should Never Listen To
1. Fox News
2. Shakira
3. Bible thumpers

*Three Things I’d Like To Learn
1. How to do my own on-line Manga style cartoon strip
2. How to operate that stupid fucking digital camera I got for Christmas
3. How to let go of feelings for someone who doesn’t love you

*Three Favorite Foods:
1. Seedless watermelon
2. Boneless, skinless chicken
3. Salad

*Three Things I Regret
1. Not being able to maintain a relationship
2. Not having children
3. Saying “I love you”

I’m supposed to tag three people now, but I suck at that. So, if you are needing a post — TAG!