First, my word cloud. If you would like to make one of your own, go here.

 

And now the meme:

1. Home theatre or movie theatre? Home. I’d never go out if I didn’t have to.
2. Hardwood or wall-to-wall? Hardwood all the way
3. Pencil or ballpoint pen? Ballpoint pen. I’m into permanence and doing it right the first time.
4. Digital or analog? Digital. At my age, I still have difficulty telling time.
5. “Wet” or dry? I am assuming this is in reference to Shop-vacs…so I’ll say wet. If it is in reference to something else — well, my answer is still the same.
6. Hardback or paperback? Hardback for favorite authors, paperback for the rest.
7. Gasoline or electric? Electric.
8. Photograph or painting? I don’t decorate, but between the two, I’ll go with photographs.
9. Mountains or shore? There are always crazy killer types in the hills, and man eating sharks in the water, but since I don’t swim that increases my survival chances, so I’ll say shore.
10. Curtains or blinds? Blinds. I like the clean look of them.
11. Shower or spa tub? I have to go with shower.
12. Blu-ray or HD DVD? Blu-Ray. At least that’s what The Digital Bits says is selling 2 to 1, and who am I to argue?
13. Paint or wallpaper? Paint. I’ve had to strip wallpaper, and may I just say NEVER AGAIN.
14. Thoroughly cleaned and prepped or go with the moment? I’m all about the fresh, so I have say thoroughly cleaned.
15 “Ties” or “loafers” (slip-ons)? Ties for work, slip-ons otherwise.
16. Stick shift or automatic? Automatic. I never did learn how to drive a stick.
17. Saturday or Sunday? Saturday — I want to prolong my time off from work as long as possible.
18. 15% or 18%? Probably 20% if they are good, because I suck at math. They will be lucky to get 15% if they serve the food and never come back until they deliver the check.
19. Football or soccer? I have no interest in either, but I’ll go with soccer seeeing because Beckham gives them a slight edge.
20. Lands End or L. L. Bean? I like both, but the edge goes to L.L. Bean

Big tip of the hat to Maddog for these (and to Spider, who he got the meme from).