A milkman is making his morning rounds. At one house, he finds a note asking him to leave 30 gallons of milk. Thinking it must be an error, he knocks on the door.

“Ma’am,” he says, “I got your note and I think there must be a mistake — 30 gallons of milk?”

“Oh, it’s no mistake,” the woman replies. “I was reading an article that said milk baths are good for your skin.”

“Okay — would you like that pasteurized?”

“No,” the woman replies, “just up to my neck will do.”