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		<title>By: dirk.mancuso</title>
		<link>http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one/#comment-2441</link>
		<dc:creator>dirk.mancuso</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>~*~d~*~: Busted.  That&#039;s so not good.  I would recommend skipping tomorrow&#039;s post while at work then.

me:  I offer you the same advice as above while eating cereal tomorrow...

six: I standed corrected.  And I think there is a certain someone who would love that eggroll and some pineapple fried rice.  Ask him and make some goo goo eyes already, you crazy kids.

gbd: I do not recommend said subs, nor watching anyone eat them.  &#039;Nuff said.

j r: I am nothing if not fucktarded in my habit of giving the benefit of the doubt.  And second chances.  And thirds. And fourths.  My Gremlin is no longer miffed at Laurie.  Lauren.  Whatever.

trout:  Yes, my people love Kate and her ass and will work hard to see if we can&#039;t provide many shots of it as she runs through the jungle.  We are also working on some bikini shots with her and Rodrigo Santoro frolicking in the surf to please both camps.

david:  Interesting theory.  And all this time I thought it was the wicked undeniable chemistry between Jack and Sawyer...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>~*~d~*~: Busted.  That&#8217;s so not good.  I would recommend skipping tomorrow&#8217;s post while at work then.</p>
<p>me:  I offer you the same advice as above while eating cereal tomorrow&#8230;</p>
<p>six: I standed corrected.  And I think there is a certain someone who would love that eggroll and some pineapple fried rice.  Ask him and make some goo goo eyes already, you crazy kids.</p>
<p>gbd: I do not recommend said subs, nor watching anyone eat them.  &#8216;Nuff said.</p>
<p>j r: I am nothing if not fucktarded in my habit of giving the benefit of the doubt.  And second chances.  And thirds. And fourths.  My Gremlin is no longer miffed at Laurie.  Lauren.  Whatever.</p>
<p>trout:  Yes, my people love Kate and her ass and will work hard to see if we can&#8217;t provide many shots of it as she runs through the jungle.  We are also working on some bikini shots with her and Rodrigo Santoro frolicking in the surf to please both camps.</p>
<p>david:  Interesting theory.  And all this time I thought it was the wicked undeniable chemistry between Jack and Sawyer&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: david</title>
		<link>http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one/#comment-2440</link>
		<dc:creator>david</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i&#039;m convinced that kate&#039;s ass is responsible for the crazy electromagnetic event that ended season 2.

if you haven&#039;t watched &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPCCcXarkc&amp;eurl=&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;this&lt;/A&gt; yet, you freakin&#039; need to (it&#039;s a legit release from the show&#039;s creators as a reward for those who played &#039;the lost experience&#039; this summer).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;m convinced that kate&#8217;s ass is responsible for the crazy electromagnetic event that ended season 2.</p>
<p>if you haven&#8217;t watched <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPCCcXarkc&amp;eurl=" rel="nofollow">this</a> yet, you freakin&#8217; need to (it&#8217;s a legit release from the show&#8217;s creators as a reward for those who played &#8216;the lost experience&#8217; this summer).</p>
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		<title>By: Trout</title>
		<link>http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one/#comment-2439</link>
		<dc:creator>Trout</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dancin&#039; prancin&#039; Moses, Dirk, that beats all of my horrible first date experiences combined.

But on to more important matters, like LOST. Are you all excited for the season premiere in a week and stuff? Because I am. I&#039;m especially looking forward to more shots of Kate&#039;s ass, in a strictly I&#039;m-dating-someone-who-reads-this-blog-every-day-and-I&#039;m-way-out-of-Kate&#039;s-league-but-my-girlfriend-could-probably-bag-that-Matthew-Fox-guy-if-she-wanted-to kind of way. 

Now Dirk, you &lt;I&gt;did&lt;/I&gt; let your people in show business know that we need more shots of Kate&#039;s ass, right? &lt;I&gt;Right?&lt;/I&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dancin&#8217; prancin&#8217; Moses, Dirk, that beats all of my horrible first date experiences combined.</p>
<p>But on to more important matters, like LOST. Are you all excited for the season premiere in a week and stuff? Because I am. I&#8217;m especially looking forward to more shots of Kate&#8217;s ass, in a strictly I&#8217;m-dating-someone-who-reads-this-blog-every-day-and-I&#8217;m-way-out-of-Kate&#8217;s-league-but-my-girlfriend-could-probably-bag-that-Matthew-Fox-guy-if-she-wanted-to kind of way. </p>
<p>Now Dirk, you <i>did</i> let your people in show business know that we need more shots of Kate&#8217;s ass, right? <i>Right?</i></p>
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		<title>By: jimmycity</title>
		<link>http://dirkmancuso.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one/#comment-2438</link>
		<dc:creator>jimmycity</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: J R Estelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>J R Estelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A Subway? After waiting all that time? A FRIGGEN SUBWAY??? Oh, the humanity and well, the humility...that sucks, sorry you had to deal with it, but you tried and there&#039;s no harm in that.

I&#039;m with Laurie on the Gremlin, they&#039;re just fun to think about and it&#039;s kind of like having your own WAYNE&#039;S WORLD, is it not?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Subway? After waiting all that time? A FRIGGEN SUBWAY??? Oh, the humanity and well, the humility&#8230;that sucks, sorry you had to deal with it, but you tried and there&#8217;s no harm in that.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m with Laurie on the Gremlin, they&#8217;re just fun to think about and it&#8217;s kind of like having your own WAYNE&#8217;S WORLD, is it not?</p>
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		<title>By: gayboydiary</title>
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		<dc:creator>gayboydiary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yikes! I&#039;m speechless.

*hug* 

GBD xxx

P.S. I didn&#039;t know Subway did a Cum subs, I&#039;ll have to check it out soon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yikes! I&#8217;m speechless.</p>
<p>*hug* </p>
<p>GBD xxx</p>
<p>P.S. I didn&#8217;t know Subway did a Cum subs, I&#8217;ll have to check it out soon.</p>
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		<title>By: Six Shooter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Six Shooter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh Dirk, I was referring to my weekend excursion as a date, not yours.  Heavens no.

However, if my current situation falls through, I do have a coupon for a buy-1-get-1-free egg roll at Panda Express ... if you and your pretty teeth are interested.

:)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh Dirk, I was referring to my weekend excursion as a date, not yours.  Heavens no.</p>
<p>However, if my current situation falls through, I do have a coupon for a buy-1-get-1-free egg roll at Panda Express &#8230; if you and your pretty teeth are interested.<br />
 <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Me</title>
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		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 14:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my...I was trying to eat some cereal while reading this and almost choked to death.  I realize that the &quot;Kirk&quot; and &quot;Ronald&quot; adventure wasn&#039;t funny while it was going on, but damn...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my&#8230;I was trying to eat some cereal while reading this and almost choked to death.  I realize that the &#8220;Kirk&#8221; and &#8220;Ronald&#8221; adventure wasn&#8217;t funny while it was going on, but damn&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: ~*~ D ~*~</title>
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		<dc:creator>~*~ D ~*~</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 14:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I found your blog thru comments on another blog and I am so GLAD I did... I am sorry for your lousy date, but OMG I laughed so hard reading about it my boss came in to see what was so funny...


Busted but it was worth it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found your blog thru comments on another blog and I am so GLAD I did&#8230; I am sorry for your lousy date, but OMG I laughed so hard reading about it my boss came in to see what was so funny&#8230;</p>
<p>Busted but it was worth it!</p>
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		<title>By: Randi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Randi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 13:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man. I thought I had bad dates. If it makes you feel any better in high school my &quot;boyfriend&quot; told me that he didn&#039;t want to eat at Wendy&#039;s because it was too expensive. We ended up at McDonald&#039;s. Wow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man. I thought I had bad dates. If it makes you feel any better in high school my &#8220;boyfriend&#8221; told me that he didn&#8217;t want to eat at Wendy&#8217;s because it was too expensive. We ended up at McDonald&#8217;s. Wow.</p>
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