a brief break viewed as
the ordeal of patty hearst.
chill, i’m back people
Posted by: dirkmancuso | Tuesday, September 26, 2006
the rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated: a haiku by dirk mancuso
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Phew,,thank god.
Now,,,dish,,how’d it go??
By: Pass me another cold one on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 7:53 am
And skip to the most important part: do you still have teeth?!
By: Aaron on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 8:20 am
I’m is considered I am
pfffft!
*needs to know more*
By: Teddy Pig on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 9:17 am
Don’t be angry with us for loving you, Dirk. You know how it hurts us when you go away.
By: Bigg on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 9:48 am
I wasn’t worried. I figured if he HAD done something to ya, he would’ve confessed out of sheer joy.
By: Dark Damian on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 10:27 am
Well, that’s not exactly what “over and out” usually means..you know what I’m sayin’?? I guess people worry too much sometimes, eh?
By: Evydense on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 10:34 am
haikus are sposeda be on friday…
By: Randi on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 10:46 am
sure we were worried
not that lotion man had struck
but that you just left
(a haiku by Six)
By: Six Shooter on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 10:51 am
I like that haiku, Six. It’s quite fitting.
Dirk, you know I would’ve been pissed if you’d just stopped being in touch. Now I we can still be friends.
By: His suzy on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 11:54 am
is our dirk toofless?
we await his recounting
at poor don’s expense
By: david on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 11:58 am
Not that I can top Six (hehe), but I do like the challenge of a haiku.
Dirk welcome back guy
No more worry, fear, anger
No need your ass kick
Hugs, welcome back, now get to typing.
By: "W" on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 12:14 pm
lol welcome back!
By: J R Estelle on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 1:59 pm
You are/were a prolific blogger with a loyal following. You write/wrote often and a lot. Even weekends. So you post a will, thank people for reading, say “over and out”, and then stop posting for 4 days. “Chill” ain’t no way to thank loyal readers and friends for their interest and concern. Mama Mancuso would be sweeter than that.
By: Anonymous on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 2:21 pm
I think ‘chill’ just might have been the thing that fit the haiku, not necessarily a true sentiment.
Ok, Dirk, confess, you were his love slave for over a week and you’re now too ashamed to admit it, that’s it isn’t it?!
By: MEK the Bear on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 3:45 pm
hey you can’t blame us for thinking you were at the bottom of a well somewhere, wating to be skinned or saved by Timmy and Lassie…hmm, did I just mix my movies?
By: Professor on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 4:29 pm
Dirk will right more, funny it will be, He might even mention Mama Mancuso, Just you wait and see. Welcome back Dirk, you were truly missed. Thanks for the E-Mails.
By: Ed on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 5:37 pm
I’m glad you’re back and (presumably) in one piece.
By: Josh on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 5:54 pm
ed, man, that’s the worst f%#king haiku i’ve ever read.
you gotta work on your 5/7/5, buddy.
By: david on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 6:45 pm
Writing a Hiaku I was not, Yoda I was imitating, yes, Yoda. after his rest, Dirk will better write, no way will be boring or even uptight.
By: Ed on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 7:24 pm
Wow. You suck at Yoda worse than when they thought it was a messed up Haiku
By: Anonymous on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 8:57 pm
Have missed you. Glad that you are back.
By: Maddog on Wednesday, September 27, 2006
at 4:05 am
I’m glad you’re okay.
By: jali on Wednesday, September 27, 2006
at 8:20 am
Actually I’m a cross between Yoda and Dr. Suess with a little NOrman Bates for good measure, but thanks for caring.
By: Ed on Wednesday, September 27, 2006
at 9:22 am
yay!
wb xxx
By: gayboydiary on Wednesday, September 27, 2006
at 3:58 pm